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Old 05-18-2004, 05:23 PM   #1
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Humorous Avril Lavigne Article

First off, I have nothing against Avril at all. I even admit to liking some of her songs. I just found this article very odd and funny, thought I'd post it.



Lavigne blames carbs for her angry lyrics


Avril Lavigne has explained why the lyrics to her songs were also so angry: she was eating too many carbs.


The "Complicated" singer is out promoting her new album, "Under My Skin," and has given this reason for her former angst. I was eating bad stuff, Lavigne said. Lots of sugar and carbs, junk food all the time. It makes you very irritated. I spent some time with a nutritionist and learned I had low blood sugar. Now I eat accordingly.

It would seem that the lack of carbs is now going to her head. I have always known I was going to be a star, Lavigne continued, according to the London Mirror. I knew this was my destiny so things have fallen into place.

Lavigne dismissed rumors that shes dating Justin Timberlake and is commenting on those evenings shes been spending with shock rocker Marilyn Manson though she denies theyre romantically involved. When were in the same city we get together and hes so cool, Lavigne said. One time, we hung out in his room and watched movies. I went to his show a couple of times and we hung out on the tour bus after. When were together its really cool because we just sit there and totally talk. Its so healthy when I can sit down and talk to another artist whos doing what Im doing.

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Am I the only one who misread "carbs" as "crabs" at first?
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"Carbs make me angry" ? I'd expect that from Beavis & Butthead....
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"Carbs make me angry" ? I'd expect that from Beavis & Butthead....
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holy shit, it's not from the onion!

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Am I the only one who misread "carbs" as "crabs" at first?
no...

on a side note some one happened to fake some lyrics...

http://www.lyrics007.com/Avril%20Lav...%20Lyrics.html
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LOL oh my gawd that is so dumb
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Angry? REAL punk is angry. She just wines.
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She's as pure a rocker as one could ever hope to meet.
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Ummm ... so now that she's carb (or crab) free, does this mean she will now be teaming up with Rafi to write children's songs?
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Hahahahahhahahah!!!!!

That's fan-freaking-tastic!!!!
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no...

on a side note some one happened to fake some lyrics...

http://www.lyrics007.com/Avril%20Lav...%20Lyrics.html


They r acompneed by a lot of sea animals

we luv them
u luv them
i luv them
who dosen't like them

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