How's YOUR work performance?

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theSoulfulMofo

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******************PERFORMANCE APPRAISAL

HAS OUTGOING PERSONALITY: Always going out of the office

HAS GREAT PRESENTATION SKILLS: Able to bullshit

HAS GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS: Spends lots of time on phone

WORK IS FIRST PRIORITY: Too ugly to get a date

ACTIVE SOCIALLY: Drinks a lot

INDEPENDENT WORKER: Nobody knows what he/she does

QUICK THINKER: Offers plausible excuses

CAREFUL THINKER: Won't make a decision

USES LOGIC ON DIFFICULT JOBS: Gets someone else to do it

EXPRESSES THEMSELVES WELL: Speaks English

PAYS METICULOUS ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nit picker

HAS LEADERSHIP QUALITIES: Is tall or has a louder voice

MAKES EXCEPTIONALLY GOOD JUDGEMENT: Lucky

KEEN SENSE OF HUMOUR: Knows a lot of dirty jokes

CAREER MINDED: Back Stabber

LOYAL: Can't get a job anywhere else

PLANS FOR PROMOTION/ADVANCEMENT: Buys drinks for all the boys

OF GREAT VALUE TO THE ORGANIZATION: Gets to work on time

HAS RELAXED ATTITUDE: Sleeps at desk
 
Where's "quit job because it sucked ass"?

That's the kind of performance I gave.
 
sounds like an office job. i couldn't handle an office job.
 
this is pretty funny - I am actually angry at work now - and I think I will add it to my journal why...
 
UGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

that is what I am going to write about in my journal today at lunch.

congratulations though....
 
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