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Old 06-20-2008, 07:43 AM   #1
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Howlong, New South Wales Superthread

So far, we've visited:

1. Pop Survivor Round One
2. Australia Discotheque style
3. EBTTRT
4. IAMJ
5. TCATT
6. POTDB
7. EYKIW/Liechtenstein
8. AIWIU2
9. Australia
10. Djibouti
11. Te Urethra National Park
12. Inaccessible Island
13. Lodgepole, Nebraska
14. Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
15. Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
16. Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Michelin
17. Ouagadougou
18. Dominican Republic
19. Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
20. Fernando de Noronha
21. Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
22. Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
23. Bill, Wyoming
24. Fenway Park
25. Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
26. Bumberry, NSFW
27. Vrbno pod Pradědem
28. Unalaska, Alaska
29. Sexy Peak, Idaho
30. Fuck those Fucking fuckers, Austria
31. Wittenoom, Western Australia
32. Hell, Michigan
33. Centralia, Pennsylvania
34. Anus, France
35. Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
36. Wetwang, England
37. Cunter, Switzerland
38. Axver's a Bastard Township, Ontario
39. Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia, Useless Loop, Western Australia
40. Tea, South Dakota
41. Giggleswick, England
42. Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
43. Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
44. Twatt, Shetland
45. Fingringhoe, Essex
46. Blowhard, Victoria
47. Orange Free State, South Africa
48. Rear Intercourse Island
49. Walt Disney's Fuck Barn, USA
50. Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
51. LemonMacPhisto's failure
52. Boring Lava Field, Oregon
53. Morón Air Base, Spain
54. Comet U23D/Biela (lost)
55. Dildo, Newfoundland
56. Haiku Valley, Hawaii
57. Hole of Horcum, England
58. Cumbum, Tamil Nadu, India
59. Hell For Certain, Kentucky
60. Devil's Dyke, Sussex, England
61. Koolyanobbing, Western Australia
62. Jamaica Plain, Massachusetts
63. Three Cocks and the Truth, Wales
64. Saddam Hussein Town, Sri Lanka
65. Tittybong, Victoria, Australia
66. Humptulips, Washington
67. Sugar Tit, South Carolina
68. End of Earth, Michigan
69. Big Boner Lick State Park, Kentucky
70. Kholat Syakhl, Russia
71. Adelaide, South Australia
72. Dumb Thread Idea, Northumberland, UK
73. Bumpass, Virginia
74. Bogan Gate, NSW, Australia
75. The Mullet, Ireland
76. Upperthong, West Yorkshire
77. Sexbierum, Holland
78. Postwhorehouse Meadow
79. Not Brilliant, Alabama
80. Hooker, Oklahoma
81. Knob Lick, Missouri
82. Fresh Kills, Staten Island
83. Nazis, Ontario
84. Viva La Vida, West Vagina
85. Tutaekuri ("dogshit") River, New Zealand
86. Half Of The Posters In This Thread Would Post While Losing Their Virginity, Utah
87. Forever Young, New York
88. Kumamoto ("fire cunt" in Swahili), Japan
89. Ian's fairy's horny, Anglesey, Wales
90. Geebung, Queensland
91. Knockemstiff, Ohio
92. Vazza's Bar, Montenegro
93. Rough and Ready, California
94. Uranium City, Saskatchewan (lol not Urine City/)
95. I've got an Iron Knob, South Australia

Now we are in Howlong, No Spoken Words. It apparently is a bastardisation of Hoolong, meaning "beginning of the plains". It's on the banks of the Murray River, which for such an important and well-known river is a real fucking disappointment when you see it this far upstream.

Howlong, New South Wales - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
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Cumby, Texas WILL have it's day! *angryfistshake*


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FINALLY!!

Right off to relieve my bursting bladder
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Cumby, Texas WILL have it's day! *angryfistshake*


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Heh, you've been mentioning that for ages. If I'd seen your post about it before I'd made this thread, I'd have said do it. Let's see if we can get there before #100.

I'm editing the first post to number the list at the moment ...
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There we go, the list's numbered.

Not long to go until #100! That'll be over 100,000 posts for the postwhorehouse, folks.
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I know. I actually looked the city up again on Google. If this isn't the lamest thing I've ever read, I don't know what is:

Cumby, Texas, Ghost Sightings

Let's get a little realistic with our ghost stories people
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I know. I actually looked the city up again on Google. If this isn't the lamest thing I've ever read, I don't know what is:

Cumby, Texas, Ghost Sightings

Let's get a little realistic with our ghost stories people
Those are just dull! I'm honestly disappointed none of them are "there are reports you can get cum by a ghost". I mean, this is the Internet. It's meant to be crude. Way to let me down, people.
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Those are just dull! I'm honestly disappointed none of them are "there are reports you can get cum by a ghost". I mean, this is the Internet. It's meant to be crude. Way to let me down, people.
There was ectoplasm EVERYWHERE
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I'd honestly get three and wear them everywhere
Yeah, you can't go wrong with a Kunstmuseum shirt.

We could do a range of styles. Some with LM's epic sig. Some with the setlist. Etc.
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Yeah, you can't go wrong with a Kunstmuseum shirt.

We could do a range of styles. Some with LM's epic sig. Some with the setlist. Etc.
The possibilities are virtually endless
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The possibilities are virtually endless
Oh, we could have fun with this.

I'm imagining LM's epic sig on the front, then on the back:

U2: SAVE THE WHALERS
KUNSTMUSEUM LIECHTENSTEIN
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Aside from the amazing ghost stories of lumberjacks and Huns (HUNS? Really? In Texas? No Joke.) the only thing else about the city is a dispute about the actual population. Wiki first says 616 then it says 816. Another website also says 616, but if that's the case, how does one explain it's population density of 708.1 people per square mile
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Oh, we could have fun with this.

I'm imagining LM's epic sig on the front, then on the back:

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Ax, get me that setlist and I'll attempt to put this together
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