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Old 12-08-2005, 11:13 PM   #1
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How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

I saw this on another forum.

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
9 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 posts to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

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Old 12-08-2005, 11:27 PM   #2
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Re: How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
^

This is my fave!


...and I also like the last bit about the lurker getting it all going again in six months...
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priceless i tell you.
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Old 12-08-2005, 11:37 PM   #4
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1 to declare post is anti-Christian
1 to declare post is anti-Gay
2 to play the race card
1 to get a thread locked
1 to write a post about why the last thread shouldn't be locked
1 to lock that thread
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I was debating whether or not to put this in LS or FYM.
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you forgot the countless interferencers to condemn the whole process as coldplay ripping off U2
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Re: How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"

This "how to change a lightbulb" was posted a few years ago!



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Re: Re: How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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This "how to change a lightbulb" was posted a few years ago!



Now we just need the other three to chime in....
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Yes and we need something in there about those who don't like the set list or order of things.

This is priceless! LOVE IT!
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I was debating whether or not to put this in LS or FYM.
One person to drag FYM arguments into LS











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that was awesome!
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1 to complain about "Light Bulb Rotation".
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FYM contrib

1 to declare post is anti-Christian
1 to declare post is anti-Gay
2 to play the race card
1 to get a thread locked
1 to write a post about why the last thread shouldn't be locked
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I can do all that by myself in one post.
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25 to say GW Bush is conspiring to get the lightbulb changed

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1 perceptive individual to point out that it's really Karl Rove and the "New York Bankers".
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