How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbulb?

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How many Interferencers does it take to change a lightbuld?

Well....

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5 to comment about how amazing the lightbulb is
2 to question the translation of the Spanish written on the bulb
3 to point out that the lightbulb will never be as good as a lemon
8 to complain that there aren't enough lightbulbs being changed every night
2 to remind the 8 that they're lucky enough to see a lightbulb changed in person to begin with
1 to start a thread about yearning for the goold old days of lightbulb changing
1 to start a spinoff thread about how they used to like changing lightbulbs so much more before people started complaining
2 to start threads regarding obscure lightbulbs
12 to respond to those threads with :drool: emoticon
1 to mention the importance of buying a new lightbulb to change as soon as possible
1 to remind us that we'll never see a new lightbulb bought as quickly as it was in the 90s
1 to suggest a change in the director of the lightbulb-changing operation
3 to state how awesome the lightbulb was in Boston 2001

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this made me smile

i needed this

thanks.

now the cycle starts over again...

do we need another lightbulb changed?
 
3 to determine the proper way of disposing of said lightbulb
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You can add

1 person to tell the famous Bono/Lightbulb joke.

but this thread has hurt my sides, and that's inexcusable.

Inexcusable I say. :madwife:
 
Thanks for posting Demmy! :up: :lol:




AtomicBono said:
68 people to argue over whether the person changing the light bulb should cut his hair or not

:lol:
 
U2democrat said:

4 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently

1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section

6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"

to hijack the thread and ask how to change the horn
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: My Favs :bow: thank you, U2 dem !!!


1 to name several Lighting Design Magazines for those interested ! {actually, me :D :wink:}
[my Dad was a Lighting Engineer & Salesman :hug:]
 
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A_Wanderer said:
FYM contrib

1 to declare post is anti-Christian
1 to declare post is anti-Gay
2 to play the race card
1 to get a thread locked
1 to write a post about why the last thread shouldn't be locked
1 to lock that thread
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...

:wink:

1 to say, "yes, it's all well and good that lightbulbs need changing all around the world, but Bush and the Christian right are still not approving gay marriage in this country"






priceless.jpg


Face paint - £5.
Football shirt - £40.
The look on their faces when they get knocked out of yet another tournament...
PRICELESS.
 
toscano said:


1 to say, "yes, it's all well and good that lightbulbs need changing all around the world, but Bush and the Christian right are still not approving gay marriage in this country"

FYM in one post!
 
:laugh:

5 people post the outtakes of amateur changing the lightbulb which involves short circuits and consecutive cursing

10 repeatedly ask to download the said outtakes

7 fights errupt as people poke fun at the unprofessional lightbulb changing above

1 member suggests the word lightbulb get censored not unlike a certain band starting with the C letter

2 people post fake lightbulb changing instructions

1 person demands more serious matters should be discussed on the internet





in the end, probably 0 - because about what will Interference ever agree about?
 
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15 to worship an unused lightbulb and say it should be used during the next lightbulb switching.

7 to say the unused lightbulb is overrated and everyone needs to stop talking about it.

25 people to request to see the unused lightbulb.
 
U2girl said:
:laugh:

5 people post the outtakes of amateur changing the lightbulb which involves short circuits and consecutive cursing

7 fights errupt as people poke fun at the unprofessional lightbulb changing above

1 person demands more serious matters should be discussed on the internet

^^^
:lmao: :lmao:

and....Yes, Lila .... that IS one reason I have the dazzled name :D
 
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