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Old 12-16-2007, 11:36 PM   #1
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How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

How many five year olds could you take in a fight?

My answer - 18, bitches. What I lack in training and experience, I make up for by having a weak moral compass.
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Great thread, M'Lady Punk.

25.
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I did this on Friday!

23!

I was aiming for 30 or so.
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I was going to say that 25 disappointed me, was hoping for at least 35. But that felt wrong to say. Until Miroslave popped up.
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I was going to say that 25 disappointed me, was hoping for at least 35. But that felt wrong to say. Until Miroslave popped up.
No shame. I quote from my email on friday with my friend:

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Oooooooooooh, the survey thing is working...

23 booger eaters!

Boooya!

How many did you get?

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I got 23 and I'm pissed!! I'd barely break a sweat slaughtering 23 kids!! Stupid test. Where's the checkbox for strategy? Where's the checkbox for "No i don't have formal training, but I slapped a blood choke on a jujitsu student... go ask him if he thought I didn't have training"! Where's the check box for hatred of little people that smell like syrup?! ARGH!! Not pleased!

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Great thread, M'Lady Punk.

25.
Thanks. This quiz actually caused me to injure myself the other night. We were taking the test when a discussion of how high I could kick came up. After stating confidently that I could kick really, really high, I gave a demonstration, got maybe a third of the way to where I used to be able to, (used to be able to get to shoulder height) before feeling a painful pulling in my thigh, and the realization struck me that I probably hadn't attempted to kick for height in like 20 years. D'oh!

New Year's resolution - increase flexibility.
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I'm a softie.
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Miroslave is Phonecian for Miroslava.
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Come get me, you little bastards
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Question, how healthy are these kids?

If they have some terminal illness, ADD, or are obese, I can probably take on about 20-25 tops.

If they're your normal, run-of-the-mill children, the number may drop to 15-20. Contrary to popular belief, physical strength really isn't my thing.
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They're healthy and have received one day of training AND are not afraid.

Bring.them.on.








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Question, how healthy are these kids?

If they have some terminal illness, ADD, or are obese, I can probably take on about 20-25 tops.

If they're your normal, run-of-the-mill children, the number may drop to 15-20. Contrary to popular belief, physical strength really isn't my thing.
They're a healthy pack of little bastards. Littler (it's a word now fucko-s), and more bastardly than you.
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