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Old 07-07-2003, 02:32 AM   #1
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How do you shag whilst standing up whilst intoxicated and not lose balance frequently

Damn grog...
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:36 AM   #2
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With great difficulty.
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Practice makes perfect.
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Old 07-07-2003, 02:58 AM   #4
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Old 07-07-2003, 03:00 AM   #5
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Old 07-07-2003, 06:44 AM   #6
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Avoid trying the shower in these situations.
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Hmm, personal revelation from Angie perhaps?
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Old 07-07-2003, 07:16 AM   #8
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I have never done such kinds of things with alcohol.....


Um....




I'm leaving this thread now....
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You are having a problem keeping up right?
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Old 07-07-2003, 12:43 PM   #11
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Old 07-07-2003, 01:38 PM   #13
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I was at a wedding during whcich the following happened:

We went to a bar after the reception had ended. Some slut (friend of the bride's) decided to 'shag' a friend of the groom's brother outside of the bar. They were indeed intoxicated, and indeed standing up. She felt a cold, wet sensation at her ankle and could not figure out what he was doing to her.

She looked down and saw a cute little dog licker her ankle.

The shagging continued...
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Old 07-07-2003, 04:30 PM   #14
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Standing up?

Tanked?

All that movement, rocking back and forth...

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what is sex anyway?

is it overrated, perhaps?

or is that a virgins bitter reply to a mainstream that shoves xxx down his throat at all times?
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