How do you shag whilst standing up whilst intoxicated and not lose balance frequently

[JimmyChicken]

Damn grog...

 

[cujo]

With great difficulty.

 

[Bonochick]

Practice makes perfect.

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

its official!

 

[Kieran McConville]

You don't, that's how.

 

[Angela Harlem]

Avoid trying the shower in these situations.

 

[Cleasai]

Hmm, personal revelation from Angie perhaps?

 

[Angela Harlem]

I have never done such kinds of things with alcohol.....


Um....




I'm leaving this thread now....

 

[zonelistener]

You are having a problem keeping up right?

 

[ABEL]

 

[HelloAngel]

 

[samralf]

 

[ouizy]

I was at a wedding during whcich the following happened:

We went to a bar after the reception had ended. Some slut (friend of the bride's) decided to 'shag' a friend of the groom's brother outside of the bar. They were indeed intoxicated, and indeed standing up. She felt a cold, wet sensation at her ankle and could not figure out what he was doing to her.

She looked down and saw a cute little dog licker her ankle.

The shagging continued...

 

[martha]

Standing up?

Tanked?

All that movement, rocking back and forth...

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

what is sex anyway?

is it overrated, perhaps?

or is that a virgins bitter reply to a mainstream that shoves xxx down his throat at all times?

 

[ouizy]

sex is sex.

creativity is love

 

[cass]

when the rooster crows at the break of dawn......

as i just said in martha's CD thread.."where there is a will there is a way...."
"damn grog"? a carpenter always blames his tools...so I'm told.

the word "shag" has me my sons have been buying magazines called "Muscle Cars" and my "dreamcar" is in this month's edition....my beach-house on wheels, Holden panel van aka..."shaggin' wagon" or "sin-bin" back in my day. Is that dreadful word still in use?

 

[ouizy]

what in god's name are you talking about woman?

 

[BAW]

Avoid trying the shower in these situations.

alcohol + upright shagging + slippery shower walls =

 

[ouizy]

true

showers have always scared me...

 

[deep]

jacuzzi tubs

i had a near drowning experience once.

 

[cass]

Creativity man
**cass hands ouizy a dictionary** ( you can use it to stand on if you're not quite tall enough
**cass hands deep some waterwings**
**cass hands Angela and Baw non-slip mats**
**cass hands jimmy chicken a beer**

if at first you don't succeed..............

have fun musiclovers

 

[martha]

Re: when the rooster crows at the break of dawn......

"shaggin' wagon" or "sin-bin"

I love to expand my vocabulary!

 

[martha]

alcohol + upright shagging + slippery shower walls =

Which is why I prefer the bathroom floor.



But with a rug.

 

[BAW]

Which is why I prefer the bathroom floor.



But with a rug.

 

[adamswildhoney]

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

i find it extremely humorous to hear married women talking openly about their sex life.

dont worry, i wont tell anyone.

 

[zonelistener]

soooo....you are turned on by it?

Interesting.

 

[deep]

Which is why I prefer the bathroom floor.



But with a rug.

i thought you would prefer the bathroom floor

with your husband

 

[Kieran McConville]

Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold morning.