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Old 10-11-2005, 11:32 PM   #1
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How 'bout these lyrics

Solid Gold I tell ya!

[q]Artist/Band: Trace Adkins
Lyrics for Song: Honky Tonk Badonkadonk
Lyrics for Album: Songs About Me


Turn it up some
Alright boys, this is her favorite song
You know that right
So, if we play it good and loud
She might get up and dance again
Ooh, she put her beer down
Here she comes
Here she comes
Left left left right left
Whoo

Husslers shootin' eightball
Throwin' darts at the wall
Feelin' damn near 10 ft. tall
Here she comes, Lord help us all
Ol' T.W.'s girlfriend done slapped him outta his chair
Poor ole boy, it ain't his fault
It's so hard not to stare
At that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk
(Aww son)

Now Honey, you can't blame her
For what her mama gave her
You ain't gotta hate her
For workin' that money-maker
Band shuts down at two
But we're hangin' out till three
We hate to see her go
But love to watch her leave
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
With that honky tonk badonkadonk
(Ooh, that's what I'm talkin' bout right there, honey)

We don't care bout the drinkin'
Barely listen to the band
Our hands, they start a shakin'
When she gets the urge to dance
Drivin' everybody crazy
You think you fell in love
Boys, you better keep your distance
You can look but you can't touch
That honkey tonk badonkadonk
Keepin' perfect rhythm
Make ya wanna swing along
Got it goin' on
Like Donkey Kong
And whoo-wee
Shut my mouth, slap your grandma
There outta be a law
Get the Sheriff on the phone
Lord have mercy, how's she even get them britches on
That honky tonk badonkadonk

That honky tonk badonkadonk
Yeah, that honky tonk badonkadonk

(That's it, right there boys, that's why we do what we do
It ain't for the money, it ain't for the glory, it ain't for the free whiskey
It's for the badonkadonk)[/q]


by the way, this is a country song that is apparently a hit right now.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:34 PM   #2
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i liked this song better when it was called 'baby got back'.
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Old 10-11-2005, 11:38 PM   #4
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i liked this song better when it was called 'baby got back'.

Really? I could have sworn it was best as "Fat-Bottomed Girls" by Queen...


It seems that ass songs are just staples of almost any pop genre.
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You clearly haven't heard this gem from Nickelback

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Every time I do, it makes me laugh
How did our eyes get so red?
And what the hell is on Joey's head?
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if i was psychotic, i might put that on a mix with the tim mcgraw/nelly song and brooks & dunn's ever-annoying now whoooohoooo play something country song.

i don't like trace adkins, but i want to hear this. it sounds like a disaster.
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oh you should listen to it. I imagine it is a hit at the country dance clubs. *shudder*
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You clearly haven't heard this gem from Nickelback

By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch



Does this guy even try? I mean, if the music was awesome, you could get away with cheesy lyrics, but...their music sucks ust as bad. And he's so goddamn serious too.
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Modern mainstream country is absolutely the worse form of music on the radio today.
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By now, no doubt that we were heading south
I guess nobody ever taught her not to speak with a full mouth
'Cause this was it, like flicking on a switch
It felt so good I almost drove into the ditch



Does this guy even try? I mean, if the music was awesome, you could get away with cheesy lyrics, but...their music sucks ust as bad. And he's so goddamn serious too.
Wow... gives me goosebumps. Can you see them?
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Modern mainstream country is absolutely the worse form of music on the radio today.
we don't get country music on our radio in the rest of the world. luckily.
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i've heard it now.



really bad. but i'd rather listen to this than that stupid jolly jolly gasolina song.
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