House warming party-EVERYONE's invited including the WHOREtense sisters!!!! YaY!!!

[z edge]

I am in day 2 of my move away from the gun-club and the agressive one into a new neighborhood which is a step up improvement. Still leasing, I am immersed in trees and old houses, still around the college bunch so it seems. Except these are houses and the neighbors are homowners not trashy renters (like me ).

Well enough boredom speak, you are all invited to my housewarming doo-daa.

My only rules are that there are no rules. That is assuming that at least half of us get naked, drink enough adult beverages to see 4 moons (thats not two butts btw) and the froggie sprinkler is once again activated to a status such as the glory days of last summmer when chicky passed out on the roof.

OOOOOOkay kids
BTW
I have at least a dozen trees that are 100ft or better tall in my yard.

trees

C'mon over

 

[Sicy]

do you have lemon drops?

You live too far away.

 

[z edge]

pole-cat

So much for the honeymoon
I was just outside enjoying a legal tobacco product that kills with a Sam Adams Boston Patriot ale when a skunk ran up into my front yard and basically chased me into the house.

Whew that was close.

 

[Bonochick]

Re: House warming party-EVERYONE's invited including the WHOREtense sisters!!!! YaY!!!

the froggie sprinkler is once again activated to a status such as the glory days of last summmer when chicky passed out on the roof.

Suuuuuuuuuure......tell everybody........

 

[z edge]

Re: do you have lemon drops?

You live too far away.

Yes i have lemon drops and no I am not too far away, you forget who I am

I can fly you on my special plane and you will be home before your hangover sets in, yet you can just tell your family and fish that it is only jetlag

 

[z edge]

you ran around the block naked screaming at the passing cars "come get some"

Suuuuuuuuuure......tell everybody........

Well.... I did leave out the part where

 

[Bonochick]

OMC!!!!!!!!!

What am I gonna do with you, pee hedge?????????? *lmao*

 

[ABEL]

bwahahaha

it's only like 3 or 4 hours from Dallas right? what's the address?

 

[z edge]

no anthrax or uni-bombs pls

it's only like 3 or 4 hours from Dallas right? what's the address?

217 emelyn st.
you know the city/state

 

[cell]

is that really your address?

 

[Bonochick]

z edge lives in the gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

yes

no

 

[ABEL]

Re: yes

no

 

[z edge]

Re: Re: yesand get fucked boy

why the long face BLAE<

got something in yer eye????

 

[cell]

Re: yes

no

so assuming your answer in the subject line is correct, then if i wanted to i could send you another blow up doll to replace Super Shirley?

 

[ABEL]

Re: Re: Re: yesand get fucked boy

why the long face BLAE<

got something in yer eye????

the long face was cuz of your yes/no answer to your address...but that's ok...I have ways of finding out if that's your address or not


and no, I don't have anything in my eye ....but I think I just saw Shirley fly over!

 

[z edge]

Re: Re: yes/ no/yes/no/yes/no

so assuming your answer in the subject line is correct, then if i wanted to i could send you another blow up doll to replace Super Shirley?

Actually I have a new doll in mind, but you can always send one just in case

Thank you so much for your consideration

and to BLEA
sorry but i have no answer

and everyone else
I am that nobody bothered to wish me well in my new house

 

[zooropamanda]

Happy House Warming ZE

Im sending you a plant.
Hopefully it wont die on the way over.
She's named Gwen.
Treat her well.

ZA

 

[z edge]

sounds like a venus flytrap

thank you zoomandaropa
I promise to water my new plant and treat her Hella Good

 

[adamswildhoney]

Congrats on the move! I hope that everything is goin well @ your house.

 

[zooropamanda]

Re: sounds like a venus flytrap

thank you zoomandaropa
I promise to water my new plant and treat her Hella Good

she might eat u up if u dont watch out
she's really lovely underneath it all

----------------------
Im A pUnK wAnNaBe!!!!

 

[z edge]

Congrats on the move! I hope that everything is goin well @ your house.

thank you wild hunee
so far so good

 

[ABEL]

Re: Re: Re: yes/ no/yes/no/yes/no

and to BLEA
sorry but i have no answer

and everyone else
I am that nobody bothered to wish me well in my new house

that's quite alright Z ...I didn't ask a question! lol

and best wishes to you and your new house *hugs*

and here's a house warming present

 

[Screaming Flower]

even though you're a whore.

i want to come.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

keep a lookout for moi

I'll be in one of the trees drinking a lemon drop.

I'll also be naked.