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Old 05-24-2008, 07:19 AM   #1
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Now we're in Hooker, Oklahoma. Wikipedia tells us nothing interesting about it, but I guess it's the place to go for prostitutes. Even if there isn't one walking the streets, you're still in a hooker.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hooker%2C_Oklahoma
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howdy fuckers.

god i hate it when my parents leave me home on a saturday night.
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howdy fuckers.

god i hate it when my parents leave me home on a saturday night.
get your ass on a fast train to G town !
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i never got into the sim games but sounds fun

and no i doubt i'll be going around taking pictures of elevators any time soon thank you
Sim games and car racing games are really the only ones I still enjoy, though I don't play them. SimCity and SimTower are my favourites, even if The Sims gets all the hype nowadays. I honestly find the architectural and design aspect of The Sims more enjoyable than the actual day-to-day life aspect of it.

And you know you want to become an elevator nerd. They go up and down shafts aaaalll day.
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ahh, mah hooker has arrived...


chass if i was stuck in a lift with someone hot i wouldnt mind so much , but last time i was stuck in a lift it was nite time in between floors at a hospital and it was NOT COOL.
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get your ass on a fast train to G town !
you know i serisouly will next satday night i have nothing to do. seriously.

but i had to stay home to mind matt and amy

and stop them killing each other

cos we got a new kitten
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ahh, mah hooker has arrived...


chass if i was stuck in a lift with someone hot i wouldnt mind so much , but last time i was stuck in a lift it was nite time in between floors at a hospital and it was NOT COOL.

have you done an elevator sesh? its on my list.
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ahh, mah hooker has arrived...


chass if i was stuck in a lift with someone hot i wouldnt mind so much , but last time i was stuck in a lift it was nite time in between floors at a hospital and it was NOT COOL.
I may or may not be writing a fic about being stuck in an elevator with Bono

(Do you read my fic site?)
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Sim games and car racing games are really the only ones I still enjoy, though I don't play them. SimCity and SimTower are my favourites, even if The Sims gets all the hype nowadays. I honestly find the architectural and design aspect of The Sims more enjoyable than the actual day-to-day life aspect of it.

And you know you want to become an elevator nerd. They go up and down shafts aaaalll day.
the computer games i was into were always really mindless, if there was strategy or planning it was kinda minimal, i liked a lot of online applets and stuff...

i actually really loved load runner on our old old mac. i wonder if that's online somewhere

i just read an article that was interesting, i'm totally like that about tons of stuff, it's why i love the internet, i can learn so much useless knowledge!
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The lifts are fucked. If it's going down and someone gets on and presses a button to go up, the fucking thing will go up again.
I had an interesting experience in a lift at one building here in Melbourne last week. This building on campus has a six floors but the lift only goes to five for starters. For the demand, it needs to have much more than one elevator, especially just one elevator that is SLOWER THAN A FUCKING GLACIER. Fortunately, you can't use it to go to the first floor - the buttons go ground, 2, skipping 1. Stops idiots, and most people on the second floor don't use it either.

So, last week, I get in at the fifth floor, some other people hop on a floor below, then we ride it down to the ground floor ... and the doors don't open. Then it goes straight back up to the fifth floor, back down to the third, picks up more people, and returns to ground - this time, the doors actually open and we got off, shaking our heads at the WTFery.
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oh jesus i should NOT have own that shit, i need to get back to work
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you know i serisouly will next satday night i have nothing to do. seriously.

but i had to stay home to mind matt and amy

and stop them killing each other

cos we got a new kitten

i was holding a snake yesterday that would eat kittehs for breakfast.
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have you done an elevator sesh? its on my list.
it's on my list too but behind plane in how cool it'd be.

(axver i have hooked up on a train, not sex but a hand job )

cobl how old are you? i have this impression you're in high school but i dunno why....i dunno why at all
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