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Old 05-24-2008, 07:27 AM   #16
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I may or may not be writing a fic about being stuck in an elevator with Bono

(Do you read my fic site?)

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i was holding a snake yesterday that would eat kittehs for breakfast.
dad is intrigued

he hates cats.

a bit of him died when he found out we were getting another one
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I had an interesting experience in a lift at one building here in Melbourne last week. This building on campus has a six floors but the lift only goes to five for starters. For the demand, it needs to have much more than one elevator, especially just one elevator that is SLOWER THAN A FUCKING GLACIER. Fortunately, you can't use it to go to the first floor - the buttons go ground, 2, skipping 1. Stops idiots, and most people on the second floor don't use it either.

So, last week, I get in at the fifth floor, some other people hop on a floor below, then we ride it down to the ground floor ... and the doors don't open. Then it goes straight back up to the fifth floor, back down to the third, picks up more people, and returns to ground - this time, the doors actually open and we got off, shaking our heads at the WTFery.
so the building i live in is the college's original building (kinda cool it's still got administrative stuff floors 1-2 and dorm floors 3-4) and it didn't have elevators until like 2 years ago after they redid place to bring it up to code (e.g. elevators = handicap accessible)

so the brand new elevator is literally the slowest thing i've ever been on in my life. wtf.
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it's on my list too but behind plane in how cool it'd be.

(axver i have hooked up on a train, not sex but a hand job )
I figure a train would be bloody easy, at least a sleeper. Aeroplane and elevator would at least be a bit more of a challenge.
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dad is intrigued


he hates cats.

a bit of him died when he found out we were getting another one
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your dad is hillarious.


wants snake -
a because teh are awesome and i lovez reptilez
and B cos i want to one to dance with .

and C - they are pretttttttttttttty
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oh jesus i should NOT have own that shit, i need to get back to work
Yeah, I want some case studies to read!
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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it's on my list too but behind plane in how cool it'd be.

(axver i have hooked up on a train, not sex but a hand job )

cobl how old are you? i have this impression you're in high school but i dunno why....i dunno why at all
yeah?? i woulda thought elevator would be above plane... but joining the mile high club does excite people. and theres so little space (a challenge i spose)

yeah spot on, 17, 18 in just over fiddy days, in yr 12.

and im not living the life i want to
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and B cos i want to one to dance with .
You're mad, haha. Bet you won't be saying that once it bites you!
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oh yes danny in answer to your question - elevator sesh , naturally
taxi ride also ...
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

your dad is hillarious.


wants snake -
a because teh are awesome and i lovez reptilez
and B cos i want to one to dance with .

and C - they are pretttttttttttttty
yeah.... i think youd get on well haha.

snakes are pretty cool. awesome icebreaker too!!!
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You're mad, haha. Bet you won't be saying that once it bites you!
the person i was with yesterday got bitten it was hillarious, because he should have known better!
NO SUDDEN MOVEMENTS MO FO!

the bites dont hurt that much . very strong jaws, but non venomous, not an issue at all. just use some sanitiser. and if you are handling them correctly there is very low risk.
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I'm kind of disappointed the Tribute Bands Are The Enemies Of Art thread on B&C has gone all quiet ...
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oh yes danny in answer to your question - elevator sesh , naturally
taxi ride also ...


i want this shit haha

many one night stands and randoms or just the select few guys?
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