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Old 05-24-2008, 09:33 AM   #256
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if i do cough ill get bagged the fuck out of

man you are full of aussie slang that i can infer the meaning of, but never heard. much more than the other aussies in these threads.
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Both, but usually winds me, so in the chest etc etc.

Once one of you is on the ground laughing drunk and the other is on the ground in pain looking for an asthma puffer, that's the end of the sex.

Unlike some of the girls I know, though, she only hits me when I'm drunk. *laughs*
do. not. want. i'm up for a little roughness during sex if i'm in the right mood, or playful wrestling, but never wanna have any actual hitting in a relationship ever. if i do, it is over.
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Both, but usually winds me, so in the chest etc etc.

Once one of you is on the ground laughing drunk and the other is on the ground in pain looking for an asthma puffer, that's the end of the sex.

Unlike some of the girls I know, though, she only hits me when I'm drunk. *laughs*


HOLY SHIT.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


thats fucking hillarious , sux for you though.


poor liam , let me know when you want it done the right way babe.
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For the record, when I did Hypothetical Axver, I was 42% pure (72% pure in reality). I'll do it again and see if the result's the same ...
OK, just did it again as Hypothetical Axver and I'm 45% pure. I was a bit more strict then, though, not choosing things that never would happen to me and just picking things that I think have a realistic chance of happening. So I didn't tick "had sexual intercourse with two MOSes within 24 hours?", as good as that might be!
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i am terrible at cigs. i actually cough on occasion with weed too if it's coming out harsh, i'm a total cougher. embarassing, i look like a n00b when i've been doing it for years!

i've smoked a few cigarettes, i want them when i get stressed out to the max or frustrated, to calm down, but luckily most of the time i can't find one! (i don't buy, i have to bum)

i like hookah, it's smoother cleaner and more relaxing, and a social activity
yeah i have the odd ciggie, but have to work on that technique a bit i guess.

what's salvia? never heard of it.

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man you are full of aussie slang that i can infer the meaning of, but never heard. much more than the other aussies in these threads.
Because he's from Wezza.
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do. not. want. i'm up for a little roughness during sex if i'm in the right mood, or playful wrestling, but never wanna have any actual hitting in a relationship ever. if i do, it is over.

Nooo, I think you're interpreting me wrong, I never hit her. The day I hit a girl is the day I kill myself. I usually just either laugh it off or get winded.
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i like hookah, it's smoother cleaner and more relaxing, and a social activity
Shisha is awesome. I'm really considering buying a hookah, I like it so much more than cigs, which I think are disgusting. I used to smoke cigars but I can't think of why I did that.
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HOLY SHIT.


HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH


thats fucking hillarious , sux for you though.


poor liam , let me know when you want it done the right way babe.
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Dan, a lot of pros I know cough a lot, if those guys bag you, they're pissweak.
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Alright, guys. What the fuck is shisha and hookah? "Hookah" just sounds like an Aussie or Kiwi pronouncing the name of this thread.
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Yeah, from the sounds of things it's best to have wide open spaces outside, for a number of reasons. Would you do it with a few people, or just go with a shroom guide, or what? And is acid much the same? I know where to get acid easier than shrooms.

Salvia doesn't seem to be as popular here as it is in other countries. I think it's because it's still legal in some states there, right?
wide open and outside yes. some trees are awesome, leaves blowing = amazing. shades of green = amazing. sunset or sunrise = mindblowing. i'd do it with at least one other person, yes, but choose your group wisely - if someone has a bad trip they may bring the rest of you down, you have to all be willing to say "ok we're ignoring you and the sitter can deal with it." bad trips are uncommon, but still.

dunno much about acid, besides preliminary research. basically shrooms are a better way to start IMO. they are both hallucinagenic but shrooms enhance your perceptions in a really really cool way, and make your thoughts happy and childish, whereas with acid you actually see/hear/etc things that aren't there (so i've heard, not done it). and from what i've read, shrooms are less likely to have a bad trip and if you do have a bad trip, it can worse with acid. so i would use shrooms as a gateway hallucinogen! they are seasonal, dunno where to get it in australia but maybe your acid hookup does?

salvia is indeed legal in many states, they are kinda just in the process of making it illegal, so you can order it on the internet or buy it legally at shops. so it's relatively cheap and easy to access. we bought ours online.
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Oh and Dan listen to Zooropa when you're blazed.
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Nooo, I think you're interpreting me wrong, I never hit her. The day I hit a girl is the day I kill myself. I usually just either laugh it off or get winded.
oh no i realize that. i just never want it to go either way. i mean playful hitting's fine, but not enough to cause pain, and not if you're mad.
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