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Old 06-28-2008, 01:48 AM   #211
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oh god, those little vials, i haven't thought of those in forever. my church just has everyone drink from one cup. which isn't very sanitary if you think about it so i try not to.
Mmmm, you can taste the cold sores.
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Yeah, these fundie churches that think alcohol is sinful on all levels use grape juice instead. So everybody got this tiny little thing of grape juice. I nearly burst into laughter when I realised it was grape juice, not wine. Lucky I didn't, since splattering grape juice over the row in front of me probably wouldn't have done me any favours. I was already on the outer there, not being a fundie myself ...

My old church uses grape juice. Im not sure why but its quite funny. Well Im sure that its cause none of them drink. They act like its a sin to drink wine but Jesus drunk wine in the Bible sooo... Idk theyre weird.
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hmm ill consider it next time i go to the booze store.
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oh god, those little vials, i haven't thought of those in forever. my church just has everyone drink from one cup. which isn't very sanitary if you think about it so i try not to.
This was some big megachurch, apparently it could hold 5,000. I hate to think how unsanitary sharing one cup would be there!
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omg Americas money feel fake and dirty!!!!
seriously i like animal currency.

And yes i do feel very lucky!
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My old church uses grape juice. Im not sure why but its quite funny. Well Im sure that its cause none of them drink. They act like its a sin to drink wine but Jesus drunk wine in the Bible sooo... Idk theyre weird.
The especially moronic fundies will claim that what was called "wine" in Biblical times was a non-alcoholic grape juice.

Truth of the matter is, odds are what Jesus would have drank would have been more potent than today's wine.
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omg Americas money feel fake and dirty!!!!
seriously i like animal currency.

And yes i do feel very lucky!
It's made with the best cotton slavery could produce, why the hate?
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if can. is the hat then the u.s is the underwear.....i had to say it.
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omg Americas money feel fake and dirty!!!!
seriously i like animal currency.
American dollars are fucking dumb. Way to make them all the same size and look identical, guys. That really helps the blind.

I had one of every kind of Australian note in my wallet while in the US. I loved how fascinated people in the South were by my "rainbow money".
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It's made with the best cotton slavery could produce, why the hate?
because i had to wash my hands a lot
but i do love your wall-marts
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This was some big megachurch, apparently it could hold 5,000. I hate to think how unsanitary sharing one cup would be there!
god, the megachurch near my house has 30k members. it's huge. it's the second largest southern baptist church in the u.s. according to wikipedia.

lol and yeah, not to mention how long communion would take if those 5,000 people all had to stand in line for a sip! now what i think is weird is taking the wafer and not sipping the wine...i'm like uhhh...aren't you supposed to do both?
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You aren't down with that?
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because i had to wash my hands a lot
but i do love your wall-marts
You can have them.

Mexico would be the underwear, actually, but that would make too much sense.
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because i had to wash my hands a lot
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what is wall-mart? is it a wall supply store?
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American dollars are fucking dumb. Way to make them all the same size and look identical, guys. That really helps the blind.

I had one of every kind of Australian note in my wallet while in the US. I loved how fascinated people in the South were by my "rainbow money".
same, i sent a friend a few Canadian bucks and they flipped out cause they thought it was fake.

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