honk if you're horny

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me only horny when me see armyman, wehn me see see army man me bloody racy to me head and I want to kabash my clothes off and jumpy on top of him and licky him all over and grapple with his silly camoflage cloth and volt his rifle and slam it over the other side of the road before I re-pounce on him and snaggle and fraggle and work all the way with him, helmet on, camo make-up on and bash his head and swing it back and forth and lick his neck and scrawl on his face with my nails then ambush his boots then stand up, look down on him and to finish it off kick him hard in the nuts before saying goodnight then returning to my home..........

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so yes me *honk honk*

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expcept my horn sounds shite!
 
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HONKERS

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Food for thought? Elvis should open an Interference cafe (somewhere central? Hawaii maybe?).......and call it

HONKERS:yes:

we would be willing workers, it would be a hoot.






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I was seriously LOLing when I was driving in my car tonite and heard this song and it reminded me of this post. Have you guys ever heard this song? :lol:

Mousse T V Hot'n'juicy - Horny (Boris Gets Horny Mix)

You got me horny in the morning
And you know uh oh
I tried to call you
but I cant find a telephone
I sent a message through the internet
But it rejected
I wrote a letter and I sent it
with the postoffice
the post it takes so long
so I had to sing this song
to let you know how I feel
what's the deal baby
and I cant wait for you
and the things you make me do
my heart is ringin
so I'm singin this song for you

I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny tonight

I search from town to town
But I can't find my bedroom
I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
in new York city someone said they saw you singin the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land
that looked like you
and I will keep searching on
this feeling's much to strong
my heart is ringin
so I'm singin this song for you (for you) (for you) (for you)

I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny tonight

I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny tonight

I'm horny horny horny tonight

the post it takes so long
so I had to sing this song
to let you know how I feel
what's the deal baby
and I cant wait for you
all the things you make me do
my heart is ringin
so I'm singin this song for you

I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny tonight

I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny
I'm horny
horny horny horny
so horny
I'm horny horny horny tonight

I'm horny horny horny tonight

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BORIS!!? did you say Boris?????

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Boris?






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I just lucked it in ( this seems an appropriate place top tell the tale) I randomly decided to veg in front of the Tv for 5, turned it on...ELVIS PRESLEY ....
in a RED "battle jacket" (for want of a better term) and very finely tailored trousers, singing "Little Egypt" I'd never seen that before:kiss:


yes bad idea , the Honkers thing.......back to the drawing board.
Ideas are fizzling out...............:sigh: :scratch: :yawn:
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lil?ill weirdos :eyebrow:

we got to
get out of this trap
before this decadence
saps over us
 
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