Varitek
Blue Crack Addict
coolian2 said:
I don't think that's quite how it works
lol
he could like anal play
coolian2 said:
I don't think that's quite how it works
Varitek said:
does my tongue in his mouth count? or bono in me?
/pleba
:waits to be stoned and thrown out of the superthread:
(but really people, i'm female. and if given the pick of the litter i'd go with larry)
Varitek said:
wow, and i assume he wasn't postwhoring about absolutely nothing every 15 seconds like tourist does (annoyingly, even if there's 1-2 other people around) so it's impressive.
i'm gonna crack 100 is my goal
Varitek said:
does my tongue in his mouth count? or bono in me?
/pleba
:waits to be stoned and thrown out of the superthread:
(but really people, i'm female. and if given the pick of the litter i'd go with larry)
Varitek said:
lol
he could like anal play
Axver said:
OH. And then there's Demilich. They're the death metal band for elitists to wank over and for the rest of us to laugh at. Their vocalist's "growls" are ... burps. Or might as well be. It's hilariously bad.
coolian2 said:
If it's in support of Bono and Africa she might let you do it.
DreamOutLoud13 said:
Not unless I'm smashing her face into the front of a refridgerator.
Axver said:
Yeah, Ian and I just kept going and nobody else showed up.
At one point, both of us had over 160 posts in this thread while two people had 4 posts a-piece and a handful of others had one post cameos. And that was it. It was so fucking lopsided it wasn't funny.
DreamOutLoud13 said:Would it count as being in Bono if there's a strap-on involved?
(See what you started, Vazza?!)
Varitek said:
let's have a fundraiser for bono's africa something, and have people sponsor her x$ per whack
DreamOutLoud13 said:Would it count as being in Bono if there's a strap-on involved?
(See what you started, Vazza?!)
DreamOutLoud13 said:Would it count as being in Bono if there's a strap-on involved?
(See what you started, Vazza?!)
LemonMelon said:
It is indeed a good thing that I'm only half paying attention to this thread.
coolian2 said:
If it's in support of Bono and Africa she might let you do it.
bono_212 said:
Hey now, all I meant was would you like to step foot into the city that bares his name, you just had to take it a step further
Axver said:
Or pushing her under a very slow, very heavy freight train ...
Varitek said:
i have no desire to go to alabama or arkansas or wherever it was, ever, except briefly enough for it to count in my pursuit of all 50 states (i believe airports/other transport hubs don't count, but driving through does)
LemonMelon said:
It is indeed a good thing that I'm only half paying attention to this thread.
Sex toys are probably illegal in Arkansas anyway, and indeed, illegal in Bono.Varitek said:oh i thought of that very first when i read the question and rejected it - that woudln't be me in bono but a piece of silicone/glass/whatever attached to me.
Varitek said:
of course your version involves a train
coolian2 said:I'm not going to get close to my personal thread best of 241.
Varitek said:
of course your version involves a train
coolian2 said:
I'd have thought it would have been funnier with a slow commuter train full of superthreaders.
Varitek said:
i wonder what mine is
i'd suspect i did my best in the early days, perhpas in the original or one of the early hijackings
Varitek said:
i have no desire to go to alabama or arkansas or wherever it was, ever, except briefly enough for it to count in my pursuit of all 50 states (i believe airports/other transport hubs don't count, but driving through does)
Axver said:
Because what else is 2km long, weighs shitloads, and travels at 10km/h? That's right, an iron ore train in the Pilbara.
Now, being pushed under that, there's an agonising way to go.