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Old 04-19-2008, 09:58 AM   #226
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lol, i was about to ask what the score is in the cricket when i remembered i already know
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Hello/have a good one, Ali!

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Ax would have loved this house, there's a train line right over the back fence...


I used to live by the Robina railway line on the Gold Coast and could see the trains from my bedroom.
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lol, i was about to ask what the score is in the cricket when i remembered i already know


This is pretty good. After such a quick start, Punjab's fighting back.

The cheesy Indian music being played whenever there's a wicket or a big shot is cracking me up.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:02 AM   #229
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Hello/have a good one, Ali!





I used to live by the Robina railway line on the Gold Coast and could see the trains from my bedroom.
I was about to make a wanking/going blind joke.
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This is pretty good. After such a quick start, Punjab's fighting back.

The cheesy Indian music being played whenever there's a wicket or a big shot is cracking me up.
I have to see this competition.

There is something that cracks me up about India big time.
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India's a great argument for cricket though.

Cricket: over a billion Indians can't be wrong!

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Ok, i'm now wearing

A sweater
A football jersey*
A t-shirt
Track pants
Football socks (One Wigan, one Chelsea...wtf)*


*=denotes things i've just put on.



And still i refuse to shut my window. I need an electric blanket.
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I was about to make a wanking/going blind joke.
Lawlz, Ian, lawlz.
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India's a great argument for cricket though.

Cricket: over a billion Indians can't be wrong!

I love how they burn effigies and have cricketers in dodgy Bollywood films and bizarre advertising.

It's great.
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Lawlz, Ian, lawlz.
I stopped because i couldn't decide if it would be in poor taste, seen as just nasty or not phrased cleverly enough to be really funny.
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LATE NIGHT TV ADS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

In between ads for shitty shows like Biggest Loser and Big Bother, Channel 10's got dating ads.

"Are you BORED? Do you want to meet GIRLS? Text 'flirt' to 12415264567!"

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I love how they burn effigies and have cricketers in dodgy Bollywood films and bizarre advertising.

It's great.
Whoever said cricket's boring!

Speaking of which, damn this game's going well. Some lovely shots. Hussey's on form.
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Old 04-19-2008, 10:11 AM   #238
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Fuck, 50 partnership off 24 balls.
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LATE NIGHT TV ADS ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY.

In between ads for shitty shows like Biggest Loser and Big Bother, Channel 10's got dating ads.

"Are you BORED? Do you want to meet GIRLS? Text 'flirt' to 12415264567!"

We get these great ones during Seinfeld.

Do you like blondes? Text 'blonde' to 4747
Or how about teens? Text 'teen' to 4747

.....on and on it goes, and then....

Don't forget about our nasty ladies! Text 'nasty' to 4747


All with dodgy midi sounding music in the background. I always laugh.
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Something i just replied to on another forum

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Your a idiot

Alright Horcum. You have five seconds to point out the number of funny things about this quote.
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