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ok, if you haven't seen this hilarious site...you really need to go check it out. It's called movie-a-minute and has realllly funny "ultra" condensations of movie plots. (big props to manda for pointing me to the sister site books-a-minute which is also terribly funny.
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http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Some examples...
The Matrix
Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski
1999
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker
Keanu Reeves: Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
Audience: GASP!
Keanu Reeves: Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
Audience: (faints)
THE END
Return of the Jedi
Directed by Richard Marquand
1983
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Darth Vader: Luke, come to the dark side.
Luke: No.
Darth Vader: Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum.
THE END
Interview With the Vampire
Directed by Neil Jordan
1994
Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Danemar
Brad Pitt:I don't want to suck blood from humans.
Tom Cruise:Yes you do.
Brad Pitt: You're right.
THE END
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
1964
Ultra-Condensed by Bryan Flynn
Oops.
THE END
http://www.rinkworks.com/movieaminute/
Some examples...
The Matrix
Directed by Andy and Larry Wachowski
1999
Ultra-Condensed by David J. Parker
Keanu Reeves: Hey everybody, look! Look at me! I'm in a movie that doesn't suck!
Audience: GASP!
Keanu Reeves: Yes, it's true! Not only that, despite my total lack of acting ability, I very nearly didn't suck in this movie!
Audience: (faints)
THE END
Return of the Jedi
Directed by Richard Marquand
1983
Ultra-Condensed by Samuel Stoddard
Darth Vader: Luke, come to the dark side.
Luke: No.
Darth Vader: Your goodness has redeemed me. Die, emperor scum.
THE END
Interview With the Vampire
Directed by Neil Jordan
1994
Ultra-Condensed by Thomas Danemar
Brad Pitt:I don't want to suck blood from humans.
Tom Cruise:Yes you do.
Brad Pitt: You're right.
THE END
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Directed by Stanley Kubrick
1964
Ultra-Condensed by Bryan Flynn
Oops.
THE END