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Old 06-11-2003, 10:53 AM   #1
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Hey, its Bang & Clatter, so for all Beck fans, heres a song dedicated to Deathbear...

I love the song by Beck called 'Loser' and it inspired me to make up this little pile of **** for our very own Deathbear babe!

(It will help if u have heard the song of course..........)



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In the time of chimpanzees he was a monkey
Deathbear in his veins so he's tryin to be funky
with the plastic man-moobs, spray paint the buffalos
dog food stalls while he's staring at her pantyhose
kill the headlights and put it into 1st gear
stock car flamin' with a big bear who has no fear
he's in Reno with the Vitamin D
he's got a couple of couches where he sleeps with me
someone keeps sayin' he's insane to complain
about a shotgun wedding and a stain on his vein
don't believe everything that you breathe
he gets a parking violation while there's blood on his sleeve
so hide your face with some leaves in the dark
savin' all his chest hair and burnin' down the pensioner's park.


(yo cut it)


Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
So why don't we kill him

(double-barrel buckshot)

Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
So why don't we kill him




Forces of evil in a Ouizy nightmare
banned all the humping in a phony gas chamber
'cuz one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag
Im talkin 'bout his balls cause they're both fukin mad and sag
with the rerun shows and the plastic moob job
the daytime sex on the folksingers lap, Bob
he hung himself with a guitar string
well do you fucking blame him cause Bear started to sing
you can't write if you can't relate
trade Radiohead for bear's body to be ate
and our time is a piece of wax fallin' on this termite
who's chokin' on the splinters

Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
So why don't we kill him

(get crazy with the hair-frizz!)

Soy un perdedor
Lets just throw him over
And party til midnight

(drive-by body pierce)

(yo bring it on down)



beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr


*cue guitar by Bassy - *twing twing twing-twing twing ..........twing twing twing-twing twung*

(IMthe driver IM the winner, things are gonna change I can feel it)

Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
So why don't we kill him

(Bear shouts - 'I cant believe you!')

Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
So why don't we kill him

Soy un perdedor
Hes a loser people
So why don't we kill him
[repeat]

(Sprechen sie Deutches, baby)

Soy un perdedor
He's a loser people
He wants us to kill him.

(Know what I'm sayin'?)








its all for fun!

So if this bombs then I will still laff!



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Old 06-11-2003, 11:25 AM   #2
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you are a very good composer!!

well-constructed
artfully re-edited!

I give this rendition 4/5
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Old 06-11-2003, 11:40 AM   #3
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Old 06-11-2003, 11:47 AM   #4
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Thank you Bassy, however, the BEST thing about this is that Deathbear wont be reading it, so I can have fun!!!!



*high fives ickle Bassy*
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how could i have missed this thread!
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genius!
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Old 06-12-2003, 09:30 AM   #7
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Oddly, Beck sang this version in Chicago last night. Weird.
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well done maddie.
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