Local men killed over domestic dispute
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TORONTO - What started as a fun game of chess between two friends turned into the bloodiest mess Toronto law enforcement has ever seen.
At roughly 10 p.m. on Monday, April 7 p.m. Toronto authorities were notified of an apparent fight at the residence of John Andrews, on Crescent St. NW. Witnesses reportedly told police they heard the sound of glass breaking, hands clapping, chairs collapsing, and paper crunching.
Authorities were unable to answer questions at press time, but Shane O'Donnell gave a perspective of the situation from his home in Winnipeg, Manitoba. An avid internet hacker, O'Donnell claims to have watched the butchering of the two males on his computer monitor.
"I got camera's set up all around their house, I saw everything," O'Donnell said. "For about the last three years, I've watched the two of them play chess, and for some reason, they just flipped out on each other (tonight)."
An entrepreneur who said he has had nothing but tough luck in the job market for the past 14 years, O'Donnell believes the fight started over an illicit move made by one of the gentleman's pawns. "One moment they were busy kissing and hugging each other, the next they were stabbing each other with regular kitchen accessories - knives, forks, napkins, floor hair, anything they could get their hands on,"
O'Donnell said. "What was really odd about the fight was how in the middle of the incursion, one of the men abruptly stuck his entire fist up his own ass, and started peeing out of his mouth. It was fascinating to say the least. I'm glad I saved the incident onto my hard drive."
According to bystanders, the two men killed each other after smearing the walls with bat blood, ketchup packets recently picked up at one of the local McDonald's, and horse dung.
Exact time of their deaths is not yet known, but witnesses believe they died after the fight began - not before, as earlier indications had suggested.
An autopsy is underway, and authorities will know the exact cause of death in approximately 12 months.
