Hey gang, pull up a rock

[Kieran McConville]

Long time, no see. Sorry for threatening to leave forever. I mean, I did leave forever in a fit of pique, but I'm back now.

So what's been happening guys? It seems like decades since I left forever yesterday!

As for me, can't complain. I dug a new basement in the backyard, and put up a pergola. I think it's good to keep busy around the home (even if it's really not your home), don't you guys?

When I'm done crushing rocks out in the exercise yard, maybe I'll join you all for a round of warm hotdogs. We can catch up on old times!

 

[zoney!]

the hot dogs are stale.

join us..keiran.

Join us!

 

[beegee]

the hot dogs are stale.

lol.

 

[Basstrap]

I'm doing well

I'm lonely and unsexed, though

 

[zoney!]

let me tell you something here....

This whole "Amarillo Junket" is PURE brilliance McConville.

I might not have mentioned it before...but it is PURE brilliance.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

your sig is large and impressive.

 

[Bonochick]

your sig is large and impressive.

Overcompensation?

 

[Pinball Wizard]

Yesterday was a long day.

I've considered the concept of time, and figure the idea was lost on me. Care to spare a biscuit for old time's sake?

 

[Kieran McConville]

Hey gang, glad to hear you're all doing so great!

The biscuits are on me!

 

[Angela Harlem]

I'm loving it.
or is that Lovin' it?

I need to get hip with da lingo. Help me, K.
Help me.

 

[Calluna]

Can we have pizza biscuits?

 

[Angela Harlem]

Like Pizza Shapes Cal?

Please say you experienced a box of Pizza Shapes while you were down yonder.

 

[Kieran McConville]

She did. Anyway, I think the correct jargon is:

'Do the Fucking Ronald Kids!

I'm Lovin' IT!!!'

 

[Angela Harlem]

"They float down here..."

Brilliant K. Brilliant.

 

[Calluna]

Yes, I love pizza shapes so much I am tempted to order a few boxes online. We don't have anything like that here.

Arnott's

 

[Kieran McConville]

I'm loving the all new Myxomatosis Shapes....

Flavour you can see!

 

[Angela Harlem]

Yes, I love pizza shapes so much I am tempted to order a few boxes online. We don't have anything like that here.

Arnott's

Give it time, you might get them over there one day. I think Arnott's was sold to an American company a while back. You even make our vegemite now.

Just think of all the possibilities for send ups with those 'flavour you can see' ads.

 

[Calluna]

That would be nice but I don't really see it happening. People here are too addicted to potato chips/crisps. They probably don't think there is a market for biscuits over here.

 

[Elvis Presley]

Its fun to come in here and catch up with everyone, man it feels like December of 03 or something, that was a good month for whiskey.

 

[Screaming Flower]

thanks for the conversation biscuit. and thanks for coming back kieran. i've hardly been able to do the ronald since you left with the promise of never coming back.

 

[zoney!]

I hate to be all trend-oriented and everything, especially knowing exactly how uncool I really am, but I need to know if Bad Ronnie's Conversation Biscuits are low carb.

I am working on gout in the "thumb" toe right now, and I am all about low carb conversation biscuits.

 

[bonosloveslave]

low carb conversation biscuits.

 

[JessicaAnn]

delightful

 

[Basstrap]

atkins is a fool

 

[Calluna]

If lard is considered low-carb then the answer is yes.

 

[zoney!]

you know what they say:

you can always count on calluna!

 

[AvsGirl41]

I know for a fact the special sauce isn't low carb, so you might go easy with it there on your biscuits, zoney.

 

[IWasBored]

if you suck your biscits trhough your nose you don't absorb the carbs

 

[AvsGirl41]

Then pass a straw, I'm going to dig in...

 

[Kieran McConville]

Bad Ronnie's biscuits/white sauce/everything on the menu is so loaded with shit that I've seen people collapse from circulatory failure on the spot.