Hey Aussies! Here's an opportunity for ya

[indra]

MELBOURNE, Australia - A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer - condom tester.

Durex said 200 adult Australians - men and women - are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.

I particularly like the "professional prestige" bit.

And does "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" mean you get set up with a real live hooker? Or does it mean you become the "pro"?

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[cobl04]

OMFG!!!! The best link evah!!!

I'm still friggin 16!!! 17 in about two weeks, but still not old enough!!!!

 

[Cin]

I'm over 18

 

[Acrobat Angel]

^me too

 

[AdamsFro]

Hey...

 

[cobl04]

Get in on it!!



Cruel age limits.

 

[blueeyedgirl]

Indra, what exactly were you doing when you found this?????

 

[dazzlingamy]

^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down

 

[cobl04]

^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down

That's quite a story...

 

[bono_man2002]

Its a shame I just got a full time job

 

[Cin]

^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down

please explain further

 

[mysterious_jen]

i second that !!!! do tell ...


meanwhile i wonders if i need another job and to be paid in condoms ..
hell yes !

 

[intedomine]

sounds like a fun job

 

[Tania]

Adding "expert" condom tester to your CV.

 

[A_Wanderer]

21/M/Single

Willing to split profit 50:50

Applicants contact me via e-mail, attatch CV and current picture at .....

 

[cobl04]

Seriously though, this is the best thing I have ever heard. But I'm only 16

 

[mysterious_jen]

21/M/Single

Willing to split profit 50:50

Applicants contact me via e-mail, attatch CV and current picture at .....

 

[Cin]

Seriously though, this is the best thing I have ever heard. But I'm only 16

You're never to young to get some on the job experience for upcoming positions!

 

[cobl04]

You're never to young to get some on the job experience for upcoming positions!

"How can you doubt my integrity? Yeah, it is a field I want to get into. You any idea how many kids under 18 went to the war man?"

 

[prideofzootv]

which position you talking about?

 

[dazzlingamy]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

 

[cobl04]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

No offence, but that was a pretty funny story

What a prick though! At least have the decency to say...

 

[Acrobat Angel]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

but i think i would of died if that ever happened to me...

 

[indra]

Indra, what exactly were you doing when you found this?????

Well... I was thinking I should probably look for a part time job, so I ask myself "what do I like to do?"

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

Now that is a hilarious story!

 

[LMP]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

That reminds me of the time when my friends put maxi pads in my hoodie for a day and I had absolutely no clue.

 

[mysterious_jen]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

OMG . that is hillarious but sucks for you .

 

[intedomine]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!

ClassiC

 

[fly so high!]

And does "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" mean you get set up with a real live hooker? Or does it mean you become the "pro"?

Yeah...I'm not sure what they mean by that either

DazzlingAmy....that story is GOLD!

 

[Axver]

Amy, that is easily one of the best stories told on Interference for a LONG time.

 

[redhotswami]

well its a pretty basic story. Night of passion (well so so passion i'd have to say) and the arse decided not to do the poilte thing and wrap it up and throw it away, instead just took a pot luck towards the bin obviously missing. The next morning in my rush to uni i jumped up dressed, grabbed my hoodie and chucked my hair up in a ponytail bob. Got to uni (on the bus!) and went to the cafe to meet friends and grab a coffee. MY friend goes 'whats in your ponytail' pulls out a condom, lets out a bloodcurling scream and drops it right in front of everyone where everyone proceeds to scream and point and fall about laughing. 6 years later and some of them still ask 'got a condom in your hair today?' i just think he missed the bin and it landed on my hoodie and got stuck in my friggen awful hadn't seen a brush in weeks hair that you get at uni when i put it on and i swept it up into a ponytail.
terrible memories!