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Old 07-08-2007, 02:30 AM   #1
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Hey Aussies! Here's an opportunity for ya

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MELBOURNE, Australia - A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer - condom tester.

Durex said 200 adult Australians - men and women - are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

While the successful applicants will not be paid, each will receive a pack of Durex sex products, a chance to win 1,000 Australian dollars ($857 U.S.), plus professional prestige, the company said in a statement.

"Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" Durex marketing manager Sam White asked.

"Durex is expecting thousands of applicants," the statement said.

Hopefuls must explain in their applications why they would make "expert" condom testers.

How they test the condoms is not specified, but testers must provide honest feedback about how they find the products.

No deadline is set for evaluating a range of four condoms and other sex products.


I particularly like the "professional prestige" bit.

And does "Who wouldn't want to have a chance with an actual authorized professional?" mean you get set up with a real live hooker? Or does it mean you become the "pro"?

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OMFG!!!! The best link evah!!!

I'm still friggin 16!!! 17 in about two weeks, but still not old enough!!!!
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Old 07-08-2007, 03:47 AM   #3
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Get in on it!!



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Indra, what exactly were you doing when you found this?????


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^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down
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^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down


That's quite a story...
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^ thats what I want to know!

ahhh condoms... thank gawd thats all in the past :shudder: I once when to uni with one stuck in my hair... oh i never lived that shame down
please explain further
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i second that !!!! do tell ...


meanwhile i wonders if i need another job and to be paid in condoms ..
hell yes !
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sounds like a fun job
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Adding "expert" condom tester to your CV.
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Willing to split profit 50:50

Applicants contact me via e-mail, attatch CV and current picture at .....
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