Hell For Certain, Kentucky Superthread

[Cin]

What did you just call cin?

you can't just speak the words and it magically happens. YOu have a lot to learn

 

[Axver]

you sound a lot older than you actually are. I on the other hand have perfected the art of vaguing out at any intellectual chit chat

Rather than sounding older than I am, it seems roughly one person every month or two in Melbourne thinks I sound or look like a woman!

And I don't actually know how old you or Jen are, though I recall one conversation that implied you're a year younger than her. I've just assumed mid to late 20s.

 

[Axver]

You said it though

You twisted it out of context.

 

[Cin]

Rather than sounding older than I am, it seems roughly one person every month or two in Melbourne thinks I sound or look like a woman!

And I don't actually know how old you or Jen are, though I recall one conversation that implied you're a year younger than her. I've just assumed mid to late 20s.

ha ha ha, I don't think you look like a gal at all. Although we do have verry similar colouring


you just keep on assuming whatever you like about ages.

*hopes that only premiums can look at profiles*

 

[coolian2]

You twisted it out of context.

I know.

 

[Axver]

By the way, speaking of what belongs in which thread, where the hell is DOL? She shouldn't miss this thread!

 

[Cin]

By the way, speaking of what belongs in which thread, where the hell is DOL? She shouldn't miss this thread!

yeah, I need another gal to keep things even, although I guess you could be classed as a swing vote Ax?

 

[coolian2]

yeah, I need another gal to keep things even, although I guess you could be classed as a swing vote Ax?

 

[Axver]

ha ha ha, I don't think you look like a gal at all. Although we do have verry similar colouring


you just keep on assuming whatever you like about ages.

*hopes that only premiums can look at profiles*

At Hungry Jack's just a few days ago, I got "is that all, ma'am?" It happens with almost predictable regularly. When Kate and I were still on speaking terms, there were at least three occasions last year when we'd go to a cafe or restaurant and get asked "so what would you like today, ladies?" I don't get it. It's not like I'm doing the whole David Bowie androgynous thing.

And are you sure you're not an albino?

You're right, I can't look at profiles.

 

[Cin]

you have no idea how funny it is that people mistake you for a woman. . . . . . . . . . . funny to me that is, probably not so funny for you.




I don't think I''m an albino, just really pale, with light hair, and bad eyesight. . .

 

[Axver]

I know.

You malicious bastard.

 

[Axver]

yeah, I need another gal to keep things even, although I guess you could be classed as a swing vote Ax?

I = OWNED.

 

[Cin]

I = OWNED.

yep,




oh god, Super Nanny is on the telly

 

[Axver]

you have no idea how funny it is that people mistake you for a woman. . . . . . . . . . . funny to me that is, probably not so funny for you.




I don't think I''m an albino, just really pale, with light hair, and bad eyesight. . .

I'm both amused and frustrated by it! Particularly amused by the one that happened a few days ago, given the facial hair I have now - I haven't shaved since early March!

And really pale, light hair, bad vision? That sounds like me. What kind of bad vision? Albinism is actually an eye condition, not a skin condition. I know of one person who wasn't actually identified as albino until in her forties!

 

[Axver]

yep,




oh god, Super Nanny is on the telly

You're on a roll of Axver pwnage.

Ah well, at least now the TV's owning you with shittiness.

 

[coolian2]

*looks at cins profile*




Also, i judging from the photos i've seen, it's a shocking mistake to think Ax is a woman.

 

[coolian2]

Wow, the teacher that died in that river accident the other week had Miss Sarajevo playing at his funeral.

 

[Cin]

I'm short sighted and have had glasses for driving for a few years. I've only needed them for day to day stuff in the last year or so. My Dad has beer bottle glasses and can't see to shave himself without specs so I'm guessing it's a genetic thing.

my sister is a whitey ford tooo

 

[mysterious_jen]

 

[coolian2]

Meanwhile my vision is freaking awesome

 

[Cin]

Jeeennn

Wow, the teacher that died in that river accident the other week had Miss Sarajevo playing at his funeral.

My Mum wants the Bee Gees at her funeral I don't care what's played at mine, I"ll be dead so I don't think it'll really bother me

 

[coolian2]

My Mum wants the Bee Gees at her funeral I don't care what's played at mine, I"ll be dead so I don't think it'll really bother me

Amusingly, i think this same discussion popped up earlier in the thread.

 

[Axver]

Hey Jen!

 

[Cin]

*random* I need a dryer.

 

[coolian2]

Oh shit, the presidential candidates WWF wrestling promos are beyond hilarious.

Especially Hillary, when she struggles not to smirk at her own joke.

 

[coolian2]

Hurro Jen

 

[Axver]

Also, i judging from the photos i've seen, it's a shocking mistake to think Ax is a woman.

I could perhaps sort of understand the confusion when my hair had 'froed out. Perhaps sort of maybe not really.

But with it short and with over a month's worth of facial hair growth? You've just got to be extraordinarily stupid.

 

[Cin]

Oh shit, the presidential candidates WWF wrestling promos are beyond hilarious.

Especially Hillary, when she struggles not to smirk at her own joke.

I've seen WWF live twice

 

[Axver]

Wow, the teacher that died in that river accident the other week had Miss Sarajevo playing at his funeral.

That accident even made the news over here.

I think we all know I'll have One Tree Hill.

 

[Axver]

I'm short sighted and have had glasses for driving for a few years. I've only needed them for day to day stuff in the last year or so. My Dad has beer bottle glasses and can't see to shave himself without specs so I'm guessing it's a genetic thing.

my sister is a whitey ford tooo

Ahh, right. You've got a bit more colour than me anyway!

On a related note, here's a little fact I find interesting that you lot may not know: there is such a thing as ocular albinism, where someone has the vision impairment that defines albinism, but normal skin rather than the pale skin that usually comes as part of the albinism package. That just seems weird to me.