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Old 03-25-2002, 02:41 PM   #1
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Have you ever had gas on a date?

The other night, I was on a date with my new girlfriend. This girl is different, really pretty and just great, so I am trying to make a good impression. But something I ate didn't set right, and my stomach started hurting. At first, it was no big deal, I just was farting casually when she wasn't around. But then, we had the 45 minute drive home. That wasn't very good.

Don't worry, I managed to hold it in. I took her back to her parents house (she's 18 and I'm 20). I stood there talking to her parents for at least an hour. By this point, my stomach is gurgling, and my g/f notices it. Then we stood on her porch for another 20 minutes, talking. We haven't kissed yet, and I could tell she wanted me too. But I had to concentrate on holding in my farts, I couldn't do 2 things at once.

So, I just kinda said bye and ran to my car. The whole way home was the best I've ever felt in my life. Just thought I'd see if anyone else ever had that experience?
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Old 03-25-2002, 06:42 PM   #2
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No, but whenever I'm on a date (not very often - I'm a loser) I always have troubles eating. For one reason or another I lose my appetite and it doesn't make a good impression if the waiter has to take away a plate which is still have full.
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Old 03-25-2002, 06:49 PM   #3
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I'll remember that when we go on our first date, DrTeeth.
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Old 03-26-2002, 07:11 AM   #4
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HAHA!!

I give you 10 out of 10 for telling us all that! You know...if you guys wnd up going out, you will both laugh at that moment many a time and if you get married it is a great one for the best man's speech!!

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Old 03-26-2002, 02:13 PM   #5
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No, but whenever I'm on a date (not very often - I'm a loser) I always have troubles eating. For one reason or another I lose my appetite and it doesn't make a good impression if the waiter has to take away a plate which is still have full.
Me too.

Are you going to finish that lemon drop?

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Old 03-26-2002, 05:04 PM   #6
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lol- what a classic story, when I read the title I thought you were referring to 'speed', anyway I cant say it has happened to me, just remember what you ate and dont go there again
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lol! That's so funny! Always eat 'light' on a date! ROTFL! I wouldn't worry about it-she'll probably appreciate the dating 'mishap' in the future! Cheers!
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Old 03-27-2002, 12:47 AM   #8
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*thinks this post should be moved to Zoo Confessionals*

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Old 03-27-2002, 01:43 AM   #9
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"theres nothing wrong with farting you superficial twats" Kates boyfriend
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Old 03-27-2002, 01:44 AM   #10
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Um yes sorry about that people.....
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No, Kate's boyfriend, farting is quite normal. Its the STINK that gets people!
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