The_acrobat
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The other night, I was on a date with my new girlfriend. This girl is different, really pretty and just great, so I am trying to make a good impression. But something I ate didn't set right, and my stomach started hurting. At first, it was no big deal, I just was farting casually when she wasn't around. But then, we had the 45 minute drive home. That wasn't very good.
Don't worry, I managed to hold it in. I took her back to her parents house (she's 18 and I'm 20). I stood there talking to her parents for at least an hour. By this point, my stomach is gurgling, and my g/f notices it. Then we stood on her porch for another 20 minutes, talking. We haven't kissed yet, and I could tell she wanted me too. But I had to concentrate on holding in my farts, I couldn't do 2 things at once.
So, I just kinda said bye and ran to my car. The whole way home was the best I've ever felt in my life. Just thought I'd see if anyone else ever had that experience?
Don't worry, I managed to hold it in. I took her back to her parents house (she's 18 and I'm 20). I stood there talking to her parents for at least an hour. By this point, my stomach is gurgling, and my g/f notices it. Then we stood on her porch for another 20 minutes, talking. We haven't kissed yet, and I could tell she wanted me too. But I had to concentrate on holding in my farts, I couldn't do 2 things at once.
So, I just kinda said bye and ran to my car. The whole way home was the best I've ever felt in my life. Just thought I'd see if anyone else ever had that experience?