Have you ever been stuck on a toilet?

[z edge]

Have you ever been stuck on/in a toilet or loo? This could apply to anyone you know too.

When I was in boot camp this one guy fell asleep on the toilet and he sunk in after a while and couldn't get out. Nobody helped him get out and eventually the BIG mean and nasty Drill Sergeant found him

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Throw me to the wolves because there's order in the pack..

Throw me to the SKY because I know I'm coming back?
~RHCP~

 

[BAW]

uh, not stuck in the literal sense but I did find myself stuck on a toilet in a restaurant ladies room after a little, okay a lot, too much to drink. I couldn't seem to remember how to stand up and someone had to come find me

 

[zonelistener]

I had a friend in college that had Muscular Dystrophy (SP?), and we went to Pittsburhg for a conference.

Well, I thought it was weird that he never made it down to some of our meetings, so I went back to our room to find out that he was stuck in the toilet.

I miss my buddy Brian! He had the best sense of humor.

 

[Ana]

My sis!!

Haha... I'd tell you the story but I can't find the exact words to tranlate my version to english

 

[Gina Marie]

Uh, no I haven't

?????

Um, I don't think you'd want to get stuck on this one-ouch!

[This message has been edited by Gina Marie (edited 03-22-2002).]

 

[Sicy]

I know someone who's been stuck on a toilet.

 

[cloudimani]

... you cant get out of?

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look at the moon t-t-t-t-t when a horse runs through dark waters then the pig has no legs.

?*~darkcloud~*?

 

[z edge]

Originally posted by Sicy:
I know someone who's been stuck on a toilet.

*FLUSH*

 

[Sicy]

[No message]

 

[cell]

 

[Ana]

 

[z edge]

Ana, are you yawning in my toilet thread???

 

[U2girl]

Not me, but there was this one time when i went to the cinema with 2 female schoolfriends.

So - one of them has to go to the toilet (as is usually the case with girls, we accompany her and wait for her by the sinks).
After a while, the schoolfriend i was waiting with says: "did you hear that? i think she is calling us." I say "i didn't hear anything." (i should add there were several girls in the room, so i couldn't hear clearly)
A little later, the friend in question gets out, laughing and says "the door got stuck and i couldn't get out! i called for you, did you hear me?"

which left all 3 of us laughing.

 

[z edge]

Ya'all should have just left her there

 

[kobayashi]

this one time, i saw danny glover stuck on a toilet. well he wasn't so much stuck as a bomb was gonna blow if he got up.

it was pretty funny.

 

[Salome]

a former collegue of mine has been
at work actually

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Salome
Shake it, shake it, shake it

 

[Bonochick]

I got stuck in a bathroom stall once in high school...the door was warped, and it got jammed. The door was supposed to swing into the stall to open, but I had to ram it with my shoulder to get it to swing out. When I finally did, I came flying out of the stall right into a girl, and I smashed her into the wall.

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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Ana]

Originally posted by z edge:
Ana, are you yawning in my toilet thread???

NEVAH!
I was laughing

 

[~LadyLemon~]

No, but during my freshman year of college (after ingesting a large amount of vodka in 45 minutes, not one of my finer moments) I did pass out on a toilet for a few hours.

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Just as you find me
Always I will be
A little bit too free
With myself

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
No, but during my freshman year of college (after ingesting a large amount of vodka in 45 minutes, not one of my finer moments) I did pass out on a toilet for a few hours.

TRY this at home kids

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Hi

 

[BAW]

Originally posted by ~LadyLemon~:
No, but during my freshman year of college (after ingesting a large amount of vodka in 45 minutes, not one of my finer moments) I did pass out on a toilet for a few hours.

I knew I couldn't be the only one out there who has done that!

 

[LOVE MUSCLE]

Originally posted by Bono's American Wife:
I knew I couldn't be the only one out there who has done that!

she was only kidding, you are the only one

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Hi

 

[z edge]

Originally posted by Ana:

NEVAH!
I was laughing

i don't think it's nice you laughing.....get three coffins ready

 

[SkeeK]

One time I was at a restaraunt and I couldn't get the bathroom door open to get out. That was really scary. Then I realized the latch wasn't moved all the way back. That was really stupid

 

[z edge]

Oh noooooooo
Skeek has gone bananas

 

[mad1]

Z-Edge in boot camp?

Yea, RIGHT! prove it big lad, u boot-camp, me say, bollocks boy.......

Longest me been on was 2 hour when me was little, mama rammed supostitory tingio up me arsey to arouse the noisy smelly dirty creatures......it worked.....

 

[z edge]

thank you for sharing that Maddie

 

[babble]

When I was 3 years old I fell bottom first into the toilet at my grandma's house and got stuck.