Have you ever been nominated for an Oscar or Grammy?

[Bjork]

Best Actor, Best Actress, Album of the Year??
Anybody? *silence, except for the chirping of crickets* Yeah, that's what I thought. Well, let me tell you. I was an extra in an independent movie that didn't even get finished. That was my shining moment! Beat that, ladies and gentlemen...

 

[The Blunt Edge]

No.

 

[Lemon Baby]

I can fake stuff good enough to get an award.

 

[Bjork]

Originally posted by Lemon Baby:
I can fake stuff good enough to get an award.

 

[Bonochick]

Today, I received the Horatio Jones Mark of Excellence Award at work.

So what if it's just an award my co-worker made up to make me laugh? I still won it.


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"Hallelujah, Heaven's white rose,
The doors you open...I just can't close..."

 

[Lemon Baby]

Originally posted by Bjork:

You guys all have sick minds.

 

[Bjork]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Today, I received the Horatio Jones Mark of Excellence Award at work.

So what if it's just an award my co-worker made up to make me laugh? I still won it.

Congratulations, it's cool to receive unique awards like that

 

[HelloAngel]

I was voted Funniest... in 4th grade!!!

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I'm only asking, but I think you know.

"This is so bad it's gone way past good and back to bad again." - Enid, Ghost World.

 

[Bjork]

Originally posted by HelloAngel:
I was voted Funniest... in 4th grade!!!

*applause*

 

[Sicy]

zoney can you take a hint?

 

[ABEL]

I went to the Oscars once, does that count?

When I was a kid I was vacationing with my family in LA, for spring break, and it happened to be when the Oscars were. Just for the heck of it, we decided to go to the place where they had the Oscars, just to see if we could see anything. We couldn't get close to the bleachers outside when the celebrities were going in, but we waited around during the whole show, and got close enough to see the celebrities leave. That was so cool!

[This message has been edited by ABEL (edited 03-21-2002).]

 

[mad1]

nominated and won an oscar for Most Beautiful Child when I was 3.

 

[christiana]

Originally posted by Bonochick:
Today, I received the Horatio Jones Mark of Excellence Award at work.

Even if you got caught when you're visiting interference at work!! Twice!!

 

[Don Vito Corleone]

All in all, my three movies got ...I think... 9 Oscars. And countless nominations.

edit: Marlon Brando did a good job imitating me.
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Take the money and run

[This message has been edited by Don Vito Corleone (edited 03-22-2002).]

 

[brettig]

I know George C Scott won the oscar for a remake of a Hans Moleman film.

 

[spinninghead77]

I one the "Employee of the Month" awards at my various part time jobs held during my teen years. That is almost an Oscar, right?

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***Spinny***
"I don't know about you, but I feel good about the fact that I still haven't found what I'm looking for"-Bono, 1987

"Be uncool, yes be akward!"

 

[PopFly]

I'm actually Tom Hanks, so I've been nominated many a time. What do you want to know about the ceremony?

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"You gotta love living, baby, 'cause dyin's a pain in the ass."-- Frank Sinatra

Adam: Look guys, I got a Springfield spoon for my spoon collection.
Edge: Oh boy, here we go...
Bono: Wow, how many is that now Adam?
Adam: Nine. If I didn't have my spoons, I'd go insane.
Bono: Can I see it?
*adam gives bono the spoon, bono throws it away*
Adam: My spoon!

 

[RussellbeStaji]

I won a free drink at the 7/11 once. That was pretty chill. No one listened to my speech though. I was sad.

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Ever seen an Alice with a blossom like that? Come to think of it, did you ever see an Alice??

 

[elevatedmole]

My mom submitted my name and a picture in some contest for the cutest baby and I won. Isn't that close enough?

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"You must not look down on someone just 'cos they are 14 years old. When I was that age I listened to the music of John Lennon and it changed my way of seeing things, so I'm just glad that 14 year olds are coming to see U2 rather than group X." - Bono, 1988

 

[Diemen]

Ha! I beat you all!

I won Best Supporting Actor in a play or musical...

in 7th grade.

I played a cowboy villian's sidekick. Complete with cheesy Texas accent and all.

 

[U2live]

yes I was in Wings with Buddy Rogers, and Gloria Swanson said to me "darling, you deserve it." But unfortunately, Joan Crawford, that bitch, told Mary Pickford that I was getting it on with Buddy, and long story short, the Academy chose Clark Gable instead.

 

[z edge]

Well, I've won various "Industry Endurance Awards" for my porn/adult movie outings. I've posted this before, and No I won't reveal my catalogue

 

[tiny dancer]

I never win anything.