My Thanksgiving wish....
Ok, I did not write this, it was sent to me and I'm too lazy to rewrite it so that it's not in all caps, but really I am not shouting
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A THANKSGIVING POEM
TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING, BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP.
I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS, I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.
THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED - THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE.
AND I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT.
TOSSING AND TURNING, SLEEP NO WHERE IN SIGHT,
THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK WAS TOO MUCH TO FIGHT.
I RACED TO THE KITCHEN, FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR
AND GAZED IN THE FRIDGE, FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.
I GOBBLED UP TURKEY AND MASHED UP POTATOES,
STUFFING AND OLIVES, GREEN BEANS AND TOMATOES.
I FELT MYSELF SWELLING SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,
'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN, I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.
I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING, FLOATING INTO THE SKY
WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.
BUT I MANAGED TO YELL AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....
HAPPY EATING TO ALL - PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.
MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY, YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.
MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY HAVE NARY A LUMP,
MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS, MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,
MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family!
There's almost every week a happy thanksgiving thread. 
