Happy Festivus, gang. Let's air those grievances

[impy13]

Hey, guys. Happy Festivus.

Let us gather round the Festivus Pole for another wonderful, possibly arduous holiday.

Now is the time for us to get together and tell each other all the ways we've disappointed one another this year. I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.

After the Airing of Grievances, we will have a Feats of Strength where you guys can try to pin me, but right now, this is what's important.

And so begins the Festivus Airing of Grievances:

 

[snowbunny00774]

The BAWS never took me to the Hollywood sign


I got handcuffed in Vegas and Kat forgot to bring a video camera


Beav set me up for failure after Kaiju and introduced me to the worst street meat ever.


Unico didn't stop me making, then upping ridiculous bets with bartenders


Kaf didn't warn me her brother was coming


NSW annoyed me about the sprite purchases


Cruz made the room smell like Amber Romance and then I was forced to go buy some


anadgemila failed to warn me about Barstow


TheEdge U2JT and Co. inspired possibly the most interactive "crowd participation" I've ever seen at a tribute band show


Thora encouraged me to go against everything I believe in and down martini after martini in Milestones


Redrocks forgot to arrange air conditioning outside at Cabazon, I nearly melted


Sicy left too early

 

[Carek1230]

There's nothing quite like a great Festivus!

Happy Festivus, Everyone!

 

[bonocomet]

Happy Festrivus all my friends!!! I have no grievances!! I love you all!!!

 

[LemonMelon]

Festivus

The grievances are the best part.

 

[kafrun]

Liz didn't let me post the pics of her and my brother in the drunk thread

^^ comet apparently got drunk without me

Sharon did not pack me in her suitcase to Hawaii

Shannon, Mia, Zootles, etc. did not come to ITTH

Reggie fell short in the stalking department

Britt tried to steal my puppy

Carlos makes fun of me

Adriana wasn't around enough, leaving an empty space in my heart and RSOC

The BAWs didn't smuggle me back to SoCal

That's enough smilies, so that's it Happy Holidaze!

 

[bonocomet]

for kaf

 

[kafrun]

 

[snowbunny00774]

fine. I think at this point everyone has seen me hammered at various points anyway

 

[UberBeaver]

What is this set up for failure nonsense? Did it work? Like in a "lol. pwnd" sort of way? Did I win?


I have no grievances to air.

 

[RedRocksU2]

No grievances in '07.

 

[No spoken words]

fine. I think at this point everyone has seen me hammered at various points anyway

You drink?

I too have no grievances, I love everyone.

 

[snowbunny00774]

What is this set up for failure nonsense? Did it work? Like in a "lol. pwnd" sort of way? Did I win?


I have no grievances to air.

me drunk, talking to eric, even more drunk- it worked. gawd. :cringe:

 

[snowbunny00774]

I too have no grievances, I love everyone.

rarely does anything you say prompt me to use this smiley

 

[No spoken words]

rarely does anything you say prompt me to use this smiley

That's interesting, because almost everything you say makes me laugh. Go figure.

 

[phillyfan26]

I have grievances that will probably get me in trouble.

 

[DaveC]

I gotta lotta problems with you people... and now you're gonna hear about it!

 

[UberBeaver]

me drunk, talking to eric, even more drunk- it worked. gawd. :cringe:

lol. pwned. I won.

 

[redkat]

I got handcuffed in Vegas and Kat forgot to bring a video camera

same
I'd pay relatively big for those pics and a chance to do that over again

I'm a little out of the loop but from what I have seen there has been far less drunk posting in 07

 

[No spoken words]

same
I'd pay relatively big for those pics and a chance to do that over again

I'm a little out of the loop but from what I have seen there has been far less drunk posting in 07

Kind of hard to tell the difference, no?

 

[snowbunny00774]

same
I'd pay relatively big for those pics and a chance to do that over again

I'm a little out of the loop but from what I have seen there has been far less drunk posting in 07

I'd double that offer. sigh. and over again. oh wait




you are correct. I phail. I will try to correct that over the next week.


and you ^

 

[No spoken words]

I'd double that offer. sigh. and over again. oh wait




you are correct. I phail. I will try to correct that over the next week.


and you ^

 

[kafrun]

fine. I think at this point everyone has seen me hammered at various points anyway

Rly?

 

[LemonMelon]

No grievances with me? Well, damn. Time to update the ole New Year's Resolution list.

• Increase "cheeky bastard" quotient by 34%

 

[DaveC]

No grievances with me? Well, damn. Time to update the ole New Year's Resolution list.

• Increase "cheeky bastard" quotient by 34%

Now look what you made him do.

 

[LemonMelon]

Now look what you made him do.

Aww, you know these New Year's Resolutions™ never pan out.

 

[Doozer61]

Only one...


I flew all the way to NYC to meet UBERBEAVER and he stood me up.

 

[Zoots]

I was like U2 in 2007. I kept leavings things behind... mix CDs, free imported beer, yummy leftovers from dinner at Cheesecake Factory... I'm surprised nobody has brought any of this up yet..

 

[UberBeaver]

Only one...


I flew all the way to NYC to meet UBERBEAVER and he stood me up.

Meh, you didn't miss much.

 

[LarryMullen's POPAngel]

I gotta lotta problems with you people... and now you're gonna hear about it!

You aren't going to bring up the time I tried to overthrow your whole dictator- tyrant thing, are you?