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Old 06-11-2003, 02:43 AM   #1
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Happy Birthday Whortense

Oh my, another birthday?

How wonderful. Here's to you on your special day, at the ripe age of 70... ne pas de gray.

Up for Birthday bumps?

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Old 06-11-2003, 02:45 AM   #2
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whortense looks so young for her age.




can't be that botox.



must be natural.
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Old 06-11-2003, 02:46 AM   #3
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Maybe it's Maybelline.
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I've heard that she sleeps in a hyperberic oxygen chamber just like jacko
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whortence is one ugly bitch.
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Old 06-11-2003, 03:27 AM   #6
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Well if she's an ugly bitch, you can call me Ugly Bitch Lover.

Hmm, maybe I should rethink that... oh well.

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Do I smell jealousy, or is it just your overwhelming lust for my essence in your presence?

Mucho Puta.

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Old 06-11-2003, 06:40 AM   #10
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~*~*OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU GET ME?????????? IS IT PLATINUM????????? OR IS IT GOLD????????? FRANKINCENSE?????????? MYRRH??????????????*~*~

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are you the same as askthewhortense? btw congrats especially since i noticed that its a very special birthday for you! its not every day that you turn 70. hats of for keeping up to date with modern music. u2 in the eighties, britney in the nineties and still. i bet you were a trendsetter too in the ol days when vera lynn recorded the white cliffs of dover.
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I think she has been 70 every year this year.

Happy Birthday Whortie.

I lvoe you. And you GOP CONTROLLED cousin
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happy birthday

I hope you break out in a rash
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happy birthday you cheap strumpet.

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happy birthday, whore! (tense)
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