Happy Birthday Whortense

[cujo]

Oh my, another birthday?

How wonderful. Here's to you on your special day, at the ripe age of 70... ne pas de gray.

Up for Birthday bumps?

 

[Lilly]

whortense looks so young for her age.




can't be that botox.



must be natural.

 

[cujo]

Maybe it's Maybelline.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I've heard that she sleeps in a hyperberic oxygen chamber just like jacko

 

[Red Ships of Scalla-Festa]

whortence is one ugly bitch.

 

[cujo]

Well if she's an ugly bitch, you can call me Ugly Bitch Lover.

Hmm, maybe I should rethink that... oh well.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

skank

 

[cujo]

Do I smell jealousy, or is it just your overwhelming lust for my essence in your presence?

Mucho Puta.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

I love it when you talk dirty to me

 

[Whortense]

~*~*OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! PEOPLE REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! WHAT DID YOU GET ME?????????? IS IT PLATINUM????????? OR IS IT GOLD????????? FRANKINCENSE?????????? MYRRH??????????????*~*~

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

are you the same as askthewhortense? btw congrats especially since i noticed that its a very special birthday for you! its not every day that you turn 70. hats of for keeping up to date with modern music. u2 in the eighties, britney in the nineties and still. i bet you were a trendsetter too in the ol days when vera lynn recorded the white cliffs of dover.

 

[zonelistener]

I think she has been 70 every year this year.

Happy Birthday Whortie.

I lvoe you. And you GOP CONTROLLED cousin

 

[Basstrap]

happy birthday

I hope you break out in a rash

 

[Screaming Flower]

happy birthday you cheap strumpet.

 

[Elvis Presley]

happy birthday, whore! (tense)

 

[hiphop]

Dearest Whortense,

wishing you a very happy nice beautiful birthday.

Please don?t forget to count the stars.

*opens a bottle of Dom Perignon, spins a few records*

This is your upcoming lucky year.

 

[Flaming Friar Sr]

test

 

[asktheagonyant]

Happy birthday Whortense you old motherfucker!! Many glorious returns!!!