Pinball Wizard
Refugee
It is the summer months in most places. In tradition with my old school (who grouped all the summer birthday announcements on the last day of classes) I thought that I'd wish everyone a happy birthday, particularly those that don't post their date of birth.
Have an enjoyable anonymous birthday. Hey, you're a [insert astrological sign here]. That means we're compatible [insert my astrological sign]. Maybe on [insert birthday] we can go down to the ice cream shop and pick up a [non-allergenic dessert]. That would be [insert your mood on your birthday].
Summer Babies and Undisclosed Rest of the Year babies, I hope one day to give you non-anonymous birthday bumps. Was this generic enough?
Have an enjoyable anonymous birthday. Hey, you're a [insert astrological sign here]. That means we're compatible [insert my astrological sign]. Maybe on [insert birthday] we can go down to the ice cream shop and pick up a [non-allergenic dessert]. That would be [insert your mood on your birthday].
Summer Babies and Undisclosed Rest of the Year babies, I hope one day to give you non-anonymous birthday bumps. Was this generic enough?