Jasons birthday song in the shape of The Fly:
Its no secret its ur birthday
and ur here to party hard
Its no secret that we love u
and we'll party til we're barred...
......from ur mamas forever
cause we ruined the good floor
Its no secret that ur smiling
what with PLEBA gals u'll score
Its no secret that ur 18
we're here to let it out
Its no secret you're not 17
lets hear u scream and shout
from peaceful to party
ur an animal now at large
its no secret that ur happy
now that u've become in charge
Edge *ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh we lie like a bunch of arses, drunk and talking shite
Toooooooooniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight*
*Ohhhhhhhhhhhh we lie like a bunch of arses, drunk and talking shite (*bono* your're now 18)
(So God Save The Queen)
Tooooooooonnniiiiiiiiiiiiight* (the girls are now keen)
(Jaysus they're mean)
(Ur a hot male machine)
*cue Edge riffing and raffing his riffs*
*end and Bono coughs and scuttles out*
Its no secret partys over
The girls are going home
Its no secret u've got their underwear
Wrapped round the garden gnome
Gotta go, running out
Im tossin u this coin
To get that taxi home
Cause u need to rest ur groin
oh yea!!!!
*cue entire end of Fly song*
sorry that was shit Lemon.....but u did say there was plenty of u to go round....
j/k........
