Zoomerang96
ONE love, blood, life
our very own "big guy" turns 27 today!
so everyone, stop on by for a super shit-kickin' hot dog n' 7uice party!
we've got 20 microwaves goin' full tilt to keep up with the demand of the weiners, you lil' fella's are a hungry bunch!
but since this is only cyber space, i thought we could make this like the octagon bar...
so let's copy their mantra for a moment, shall we?
stop by, and come for the men...we're good kissers and we know how to love you because i'm extremely good looking and i have lots of money and i wear a suit to work every day.
if the bartenders are making out with some sleaze bag in the corner, go fix your own fucking drink.
then proceed to the darkened basement where our very special kieran will be sitting on a fold chair, starring at those who come to visit.
so return the favour, and lock your eyes in a mutual gaze that will forever be burnt in your memory. remember, he won't actually fight you, but his droning stare will be worse than any physical pain you could ever bear.
so what are you waiting for?!!?!?!? grab some friends, and head on down to the bar down the street, let's celebrate kieran's birthday!
HOTDOG!!!!!!
so everyone, stop on by for a super shit-kickin' hot dog n' 7uice party!
we've got 20 microwaves goin' full tilt to keep up with the demand of the weiners, you lil' fella's are a hungry bunch!
but since this is only cyber space, i thought we could make this like the octagon bar...
so let's copy their mantra for a moment, shall we?
stop by, and come for the men...we're good kissers and we know how to love you because i'm extremely good looking and i have lots of money and i wear a suit to work every day.
if the bartenders are making out with some sleaze bag in the corner, go fix your own fucking drink.
then proceed to the darkened basement where our very special kieran will be sitting on a fold chair, starring at those who come to visit.
so return the favour, and lock your eyes in a mutual gaze that will forever be burnt in your memory. remember, he won't actually fight you, but his droning stare will be worse than any physical pain you could ever bear.
so what are you waiting for?!!?!?!? grab some friends, and head on down to the bar down the street, let's celebrate kieran's birthday!
HOTDOG!!!!!!