To Mandy:
What to do for my Iron Maiden,
maybe perform a classic Edge fade-in?
Or compose a fantasic cujo peom laden
with reference to hits by Michael Damien?
as well as other comments obscure and grating...
Hey kid, rock n' roll, rock on!
I'm sorry, that was just plain wrong.
Maybe I won't cover an eighties song,
but, this wig is definitely staying on
... long live Duran Duran and Simon LeBon!
Do you still Sell Sanctuary
from your Love Removal Machinery?
or have you said Ciao Baby
to the field of heart thievery?
Oh well, you'll still get a present Mandy...
Now what to get for Manilow's muse,
possibly tickets to a Shakespearean milieu...
I know, how about a guarnteed cujo IOU,
my company for a day, anything to amuse...
So go ahead, Pour Some Sugar on me,
since you know my services are for thee