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View Poll Results: how happy r u that it is Sexual Harrassment Panda's birthday?
I'll have the bacon and cheddar cheese wrap 16 55.17%
I've had this rash for a week 11 37.93%
OMG, is that that guy from Menudo...yeah...what's his name!?!?! 16 55.17%
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Old 08-09-2005, 03:41 PM   #31
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Did you know that when one little panda pulls on another little panda's underwear, that's sexual harassment? That makes me a sa-a-a-a-ad panda.

And when one little panda puts his furry little willy in another panda's ear, that makes me a very sad panda. Now, I'm going to pass out these booklets, and we're going to go through each and every sexual harassment law.

The first party of the first panda may sue the second-party panda unless that panda was said panda aforementioned panda.

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Old 08-09-2005, 03:42 PM   #32
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Don't forget a towel!

Oh wait...
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Old 08-09-2005, 04:10 PM   #33
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I heard that there was a raging birthday bash held for Sexual Harassment Panda over at The Island of Misfit Mascots Commune.

Oinky the "Run Around With Scissors" Pig got totally drunk and hurled all over everyone and Willy the "Don't Stare Directly Into the Sun" Worm got naked and danced on the table.
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Old 08-09-2005, 09:15 PM   #34
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furry little willy

One wrap with bacon!


Willy the worm forgot his sunscreen and has dried to the sidewalk. Chuck's Tackle and Adult Book Store patrons will be devistated.

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