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Old 04-17-2008, 07:12 AM   #1
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Haiku Valley Superthread

- Pop Survivor Round One
- Australia Discotheque style
- EBTTRT
- IAMJ
- TCATT
- POTDB
- EYKIW/Liechtenstein
- AIWIU2
- Australia
- Djibouti
- Te Urewera National Park
- Inaccessible Island
- Lodgepole, Nebraska
- Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
- Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon
- Ouagadougou
- Dominican Republic
- Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
- Fernando de Noronha
- Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
- Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
- Bill, Wyoming
- Fenway Park
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
- Vrbno pod Pradědem
- Unalaska, Alaska
- Sexy Peak, Idaho
- Fucking, Austria
- Wittenoom, Western Australia
- Hell, Michigan
- Centralia, Pennsylvania
- Anus, France
- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
- Wetwang, England
- Cunter, Switzerland
- Bastard Township, Ontario
- Useless Loop, Western Australia
- Tea, South Dakota
- Giggleswick, England
- Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
- Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
- Twatt, Shetland
- Fingringhoe, Essex Big Penis Who will spot this first
- Blowhard, Victoria
- Orange Free State, South Africa
- Middle Intercourse Island
- Disneyland, Lamethreadlocation, US of Lamerica
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
- disqualified
- Boring Lava Field, Oregon
- Morón Air Base, Spain
- Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
- Dildo, Newfoundland

Now, in honour
Of No Spoken Whales
We move to

Haiku Valley in
Hawaii on the island of Oahu
Coolness

It was used
As a US Navy radio transmitting station
Now used by the coast guard

And is also the
home to the stairway to heaven, aka
The Haiku Stairs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_Valley
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Who wants to
Make a rough count of the number of posts
Since we started?
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Old 04-17-2008, 07:15 AM   #3
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The hidden dragon
Flies West from its resting place
To find a new home

Like as the dragon
We have discovered a new
Location of peace.

(And if anyone
Actually understood that
You need your head checked)
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I wept
As i read your haiku
No, i didn't
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Who wants to
Make a rough count of the number of posts
Since we started?
Vazza said that
She misses New South Wales'
Haiku around post #815

And that started
The ball rolling and it hasn't stopped
So it's been ~175 posts
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I didn't just mean
Haiku, i mean since Pop Round 1
But that's a few haikus
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I didn't just mean
Haiku, i mean since Pop Round 1
But that's a few haikus
Well, 54 threads
Approximately 1,000 posts each
But allow for over-run

So I would
Estimate that we have made
55,000 posts. Wow.
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)
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Well, 54 threads
Approximately 1,000 posts each
But allow for over-run

So I would
Estimate that we have made
55,000 posts. Wow.

Fooking hell
That's insane, and i just remembered who's
posting the count from the last thread?
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See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)
Wow, I am
Impressed you got that far
Before it died

Nice work
But I shall keep doing my
Haiku wrong
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Quote:
Originally posted by major_panic
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)

Bono was writing
In haiku, wow. Good for him.
Nice work maj
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Fooking hell
That's insane, and i just remembered who's
posting the count from the last thread?
Scarily I think that
Roughly a fifth of those posts
Are mine!

How can you post
Last thread's post count in a
Haiku format?

Let us delegate
The task to the Maj. and his superior
Knowledge of Asian culture
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That wasn't
In haiku maj, try again
Please?
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That wasn't
In haiku maj, try again
Please?
Is it not haiku?
Or is it just the very worst
Haiku so far?
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