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Hamilton (No longer STD capital of NZ)
- Pop Survivor Round One
- Australia Discotheque style
- EBTTRT
- IAMJ
- TCATT
- POTDB
- EYKIW/Liechtenstein
- AIWIU2
- Australia
- Djibouti
- Te Urewera National Park
- Inaccessible Island
- Lodgepole, Nebraska
- Bangaluru, which was Bangin'
- Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotameteaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenakitanatahu
- Territorial Collectivity of Saint Pierre and Miquelon
- Ouagadougou
- Dominican Republic
- Longyearbyen, Spitsbergen
- Fernando de Noronha
- Kyzyl, aka Fuck Vowels
- Torquay, aka Fawlty Towers
- Bill, Wyoming
- Fenway Park
- Pridnestrovian Moldavian Republic
- Vrbno pod Pradědem
- Unalaska, Alaska
- Sexy Peak, Idaho
- Fucking, Austria
- Wittenoom, Western Australia
- Hell, Michigan
- Centralia, Pennsylvania
- Anus, France
- Vagina, Krasnoyarsk Krai, Russia
- Wetwang, England
- Cunter, Switzerland
- Bastard Township, Ontario
- Useless Loop, Western Australia
- Tea, South Dakota
- Giggleswick, England
- Whakapapa (pronounced "Fuck a Papa"), New Zealand, aka Incest
- Jen's Room, Lamethreadlocation, Geelong
- Twatt, Shetland
- Fingringhoe, Essex Big Penis Who will spot this first
- Blowhard, Victoria
- Orange Free State, South Africa
- Middle Intercourse Island
- Disneyland, Lamethreadlocation, US of Lamerica
- Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec
- disqualified
- Boring Lava Field, Oregon
- Morón Air Base, Spain
- Comet 3D/Biela (lost)
- Dildo, Newfoundland

Now, in honour
Of No Spoken Whales
We move to

Haiku Valley in
Hawaii on the island of Oahu
Coolness

It was used
As a US Navy radio transmitting station
Now used by the coast guard

And is also the
home to the stairway to heaven, aka
The Haiku Stairs

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiku_Valley
 
The hidden dragon
Flies West from its resting place
To find a new home

Like as the dragon
We have discovered a new
Location of peace.

(And if anyone
Actually understood that
You need your head checked)
 
coolian2 said:
Who wants to
Make a rough count of the number of posts
Since we started?

Vazza said that
She misses New South Wales'
Haiku around post #815

And that started
The ball rolling and it hasn't stopped
So it's been ~175 posts
 
coolian2 said:
I didn't just mean
Haiku, i mean since Pop Round 1
But that's a few haikus

Well, 54 threads
Approximately 1,000 posts each
But allow for over-run

So I would
Estimate that we have made
55,000 posts. Wow.
 
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)
 
major_panic said:
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)

Wow, I am
Impressed you got that far
Before it died

Nice work
But I shall keep doing my
Haiku wrong
 
major_panic said:
See the stone set in
Your eyes, see the thorn twist in
Your side, I wait for

You. Sleight of hand and
Twist of fate, on a bed of
Nails she makes me wait

And I wait without
You. With or without you, with
Or without you oh.

Through the storm we reach
The shore, you gave it all but
I want more, and I'm

Waiting for you. With or
Without you, With or without
You, I can't live with

Or without you. And
You give yourself away, and
You give yourself a (well, it got this far before dying)


Bono was writing
In haiku, wow. Good for him.
Nice work maj
 
Axver 197
KhanadaRhodes 135
Varitek 128
LemonMelon 105
coolian2 68
phillyfan26 50
the tourist 49
Alisaura 45
LemonMacPhisto 36
mysterious_jen 33
Screwtape2 30
major_panic 29
DreamOutLoud13 29
phanan 20
cinnaminson 17
gvox 10
RegularBonoFan 9
RavenBlue 5
Dalton 5
The Sad Punk 3
BonoManiac 1
 
coolian2 said:



Fooking hell
That's insane, and i just remembered who's
posting the count from the last thread?

Scarily I think that
Roughly a fifth of those posts
Are mine!

How can you post
Last thread's post count in a
Haiku format?

Let us delegate
The task to the Maj. and his superior
Knowledge of Asian culture
 
coolian2 said:
That wasn't
In haiku maj, try again
Please?

Axver 197 Khana
daRhodes 135 Varitek 128
LemonMelon 105

coolian2 68 phil
lyfan26 50 the tour
ist 49 Alisaur

a 45 LemonMac
Phisto 36 mysterious
_jen 33 Screwtape2

30 major_panic
29 DreamOutLoud13 29phan
an 20 cinnamin

son 17 gvox 10
RegularBonoFan 9
RavenBlue 5 Dal

ton 5 The Sad Punk
3 BonoManiac 1
That is all we've done.
 
major_panic said:


Axver 197 Khana
daRhodes 135 Varitek 128
LemonMelon 105

coolian2 68 phil
lyfan26 50 the tour
ist 49 Alisaur

a 45 LemonMac
Phisto 36 mysterious
_jen 33 Screwtape2

30 major_panic
29 DreamOutLoud13 29phan
an 20 cinnamin

son 17 gvox 10
RegularBonoFan 9
RavenBlue 5 Dal

ton 5 The Sad Punk
3 BonoManiac 1
That is all we've done.

:lmao: That was
Really quite awesome and I
Applaud you. :applaud:
 
major_panic said:
Numbers count as one
Unless in your username
That is fair and good.

See, even you
Have lazy haiku moments!
No-one is immune.
 
Axver said:


See, even you
Have lazy haiku moments!
No-one is immune.

That is very true
However I am writing
A lab report. Thus

I subsequently
Can be lazy doing this
As long as it works...
 
major_panic said:


That is very true
However I am writing
A lab report. Thus

I subsequently
Can be lazy doing this
As long as it works...

Excuses, excuses
Though I am currently finishing
The Terrorism essay

I forgot to ask
David two questions after
The tute today

Oh well
I don't think it will be an issue
I hope!

It's just that my
References are almost solely
From weeks 1-2
 
TranceEnding said:
why are
you all writing
funny


:uhoh:

Hi Melissa!
We miss No Spoken Words' haiku
So we're butchering the art

Or the Maj.'s case
Actually getting the haiku right
Third line
 
Have a good night
Melissa, and we will see you
Sometime later! :wave:
 
major_panic said:


:lmao: :lol: :laugh: Ah, yes
You all persist in failing
But I will stay true.

Are you sure
That you should be a member of Phail
If you don't, uh, phail?
 
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