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Old 04-17-2008, 08:52 AM   #46
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Is it wrong
That I genuinely want something
To come of Phail?

I suppose
It's because I have always wanted
To be in a band

Even if it's a dodgy band
Or especially if it's a dodgy band?
Rock on, Phail!
I too have always
Wanted to be in a band
We should try it once...

The problem will be
Finding a place and time for
Practice together.
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:59 AM   #47
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I see Varitek
I think she is lurking here
Or won't write haiku...
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:59 AM   #48
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Well, besides conclusion
I have finished my essay and it is 1,054 words
Goddamnit, stuff will need to be cut
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:01 AM   #49
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I too have always
Wanted to be in a band
We should try it once...

The problem will be
Finding a place and time for
Practice together.
Well, really, it's your drums
That pose the biggest problem to Phail
Guitar and bass, we can carry!

And Daniel is not
In Melbourne, but Shepparton
Which is a pain

Maybe he doesn't phail enough
And we should just find a new vocalist?
Maybe me, for extra Phail!
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:08 AM   #50
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I was just singing
Gloria to myself and I Phailed at the lyrics
Here they are, haikued:

Gloria, in te
Domine; gloria, exultate
Oh non-existent Lord

If I had anything
Anything at all, I'd give it
To Satan! To Satan!
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Ian McCulloch the U2 fan:
"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:12 AM   #51
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Well, really, it's your drums
That pose the biggest problem to Phail
Guitar and bass, we can carry!

And Daniel is not
In Melbourne, but Shepparton
Which is a pain

Maybe he doesn't phail enough
And we should just find a new vocalist?
Maybe me, for extra Phail!
If Larry Mullen
Can sing, so can I. It'll add
To the epic Phail.

And yes, it's the drums
That pose the largest problem
There must be a way...
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If Larry Mullen
Can sing, so can I. It'll add
To the epic Phail.

And yes, it's the drums
That pose the largest problem
There must be a way...
We can do harmonies
It would be made of so much Phail
It would be only appropriate

And if I could sing
I could insert plenty of snippetry
And phail at it

I could misspell
Van Morrison's Gloria when I snippet it
Gloria, G-L-I-A-R-O!

And do we really
Need a proper drumkit?
Improvisation!

Just drum on
The back of hardback books
I've done it before!
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:24 AM   #53
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Whiny, humourless prats
http://forum.interference.com/t186060.html
Strike again!

Maj., you may not have seen
http://forum.interference.com/t186052.html
Not as funny as Liechtenstein
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:34 AM   #54
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Yes I have seen them!
It is now time for a rest
I'm going to bed now

Also there better
Not be any haiku here
If / when I get back.

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Have a good night
Maj., and sleep soundly
Dreaming of haiku

I wonder how long
This haiku fad will continue to last
Perhaps it shall die soon

Perhaps New South Wales
Will turn up and thoroughly pwn those of us
Who are too lazy to do good haiku

Perhaps
It shall keep going
FOREVER
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:42 AM   #56
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I can write haiku
But only if I am in
the right mood for it.



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Old 04-17-2008, 09:46 AM   #57
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Hey Reggo
I am too lazy to do proper haiku
So I just write shit
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"Who buys U2 records anyway? It's just music for plumbers and bricklayers. Bono, what a slob. You'd think with all that climbing about he does, he'd look real fit and that. But he's real fat, y'know. Reminds me of a soddin' mountain goat."
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this thread will progress
slowly if everyone must post
their own half-haikus
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Alright, that's enough of that.

<--trend-breaker.
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:00 AM   #60
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Wow, that was bold, Reggo.

I feel weird not typing in haiku.

I'm not sure I like it.

(Wait, that sort of looks like a haiku ...)
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