Haiku Valley Superthread

[major_panic]

Are you sure
That you should be a member of Phail
If you don't, uh, phail?

That is a good point
However, it's always hard
Not to go past the -

 

[TranceEnding]

i forgot to
write my goodnight's
like this

'nite

 

[coolian2]

Goodnight thread
I'll see you at some stage tomorrow
Please talk to me then

 

[Axver]

We forgive you
Because you returned to note your error
In haiku

 

[Axver]

Have a good one, Ian
I wonder if we will still be haikuing tomorrow?
That would be madness.

 

[major_panic]

Goodnight Ian and
Melissa, hope that you both
Dream in haiku, heh.

 

[Axver]

That is a good point
However, it's always hard
Not to go past the -

I want to reply
With but that would have
Not been haiku

Not that anything
I've posted is haiku, it just
Vaguely looks like it

 

[major_panic]

I want to reply
With but that would have
Not been haiku

Not that anything
I've posted is haiku, it just
Vaguely looks like it

We should talk like this
Drive our friends and lecturers
To insanity.

 

[major_panic]

Also, we should try
To get Phail a gig on the
Last night of the film.

 

[Axver]

We should talk like this
Drive our friends and lecturers
To insanity.

I have been
Very tempted to talk
In haiku on AIM

 

[Axver]

Also, we should try
To get Phail a gig on the
Last night of the film.

This idea is awesome
And we should not rehearse
Or write a setlist

I should not
Even learn how to tune
My guitar

We should just
Turn up and play whatever
October is first

But once that album
Is done, we should just begin songs
Whatever songs we like

No organisation or setlist
And see how badly the gig falls apart
From that stage

When I play 11OTT
You begin Bullet's intro, Daniel sings The First Time
And Ali rocks out Endless Deep

 

[Axver]

Is it wrong
That I genuinely want something
To come of Phail?

I suppose
It's because I have always wanted
To be in a band

Even if it's a dodgy band
Or especially if it's a dodgy band?
Rock on, Phail!

 

[major_panic]

How long, to sing this
Song? How long, how long, how long
Must this haiku last?

 

[Axver]

This reminds me
Of a poster I saw at UQ
Here it is in haiku:

"Shit band
Looking for shit drummer; aiming
To become decent"

 

[Axver]

How long, to sing this
Song? How long, how long, how long
Must this haiku last?

Go you
2,500 posts for the Maj.!
Nice work

 

[major_panic]

Is it wrong
That I genuinely want something
To come of Phail?

I suppose
It's because I have always wanted
To be in a band

Even if it's a dodgy band
Or especially if it's a dodgy band?
Rock on, Phail!

I too have always
Wanted to be in a band
We should try it once...

The problem will be
Finding a place and time for
Practice together.

 

[major_panic]

I see Varitek
I think she is lurking here
Or won't write haiku...

 

[Axver]

Well, besides conclusion
I have finished my essay and it is 1,054 words
Goddamnit, stuff will need to be cut

 

[Axver]

I too have always
Wanted to be in a band
We should try it once...

The problem will be
Finding a place and time for
Practice together.

Well, really, it's your drums
That pose the biggest problem to Phail
Guitar and bass, we can carry!

And Daniel is not
In Melbourne, but Shepparton
Which is a pain

Maybe he doesn't phail enough
And we should just find a new vocalist?
Maybe me, for extra Phail!

 

[Axver]

I was just singing
Gloria to myself and I Phailed at the lyrics
Here they are, haikued:

Gloria, in te
Domine; gloria, exultate
Oh non-existent Lord

If I had anything
Anything at all, I'd give it
To Satan! To Satan!

 

[major_panic]

Well, really, it's your drums
That pose the biggest problem to Phail
Guitar and bass, we can carry!

And Daniel is not
In Melbourne, but Shepparton
Which is a pain

Maybe he doesn't phail enough
And we should just find a new vocalist?
Maybe me, for extra Phail!

If Larry Mullen
Can sing, so can I. It'll add
To the epic Phail.

And yes, it's the drums
That pose the largest problem
There must be a way...

 

[Axver]

If Larry Mullen
Can sing, so can I. It'll add
To the epic Phail.

And yes, it's the drums
That pose the largest problem
There must be a way...

We can do harmonies
It would be made of so much Phail
It would be only appropriate

And if I could sing
I could insert plenty of snippetry
And phail at it

I could misspell
Van Morrison's Gloria when I snippet it
Gloria, G-L-I-A-R-O!

And do we really
Need a proper drumkit?
Improvisation!

Just drum on
The back of hardback books
I've done it before!

 

[Axver]

Whiny, humourless prats
http://forum.interference.com/t186060.html
Strike again!

Maj., you may not have seen
http://forum.interference.com/t186052.html
Not as funny as Liechtenstein

 

[major_panic]

Yes I have seen them!
It is now time for a rest
I'm going to bed now

Also there better
Not be any haiku here
If / when I get back.

 

[Axver]

Have a good night
Maj., and sleep soundly
Dreaming of haiku

I wonder how long
This haiku fad will continue to last
Perhaps it shall die soon

Perhaps New South Wales
Will turn up and thoroughly pwn those of us
Who are too lazy to do good haiku

Perhaps
It shall keep going
FOREVER

 

[Reggo]

I can write haiku
But only if I am in
the right mood for it.



(Hi, Axxo )

 

[Axver]

Hey Reggo
I am too lazy to do proper haiku
So I just write shit

 

[Reggo]

this thread will progress
slowly if everyone must post
their own half-haikus

 

[Reggo]

Alright, that's enough of that.

<--trend-breaker.

 

[Axver]

Wow, that was bold, Reggo.

I feel weird not typing in haiku.

I'm not sure I like it.

(Wait, that sort of looks like a haiku ...)