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Old 02-05-2006, 04:10 PM   #1
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guys, it's frank the monkey's birthday, guys.

hey guys, it's frank the monkey's birthday today!

noone has any idea how old he really is (he will NEVER say! (salome) ) but the money's on well over three hundred years.

for the last few of them, he's been occupied tormenting kieran's life.

and when he's not busy "painting" kieran's walls brown, he's running around my place with matches, screaming me to light them for him.

so come on down, gang and wish the lil' fella a happy birthday! share your favourite memories, and for SHIT SAKES!!!!!!!! have a hotdog!!!!

if not for me, then for frank!!!!!!!!! FOR FRANK THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 02-05-2006, 04:12 PM   #2
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Happy Birthday, Frank.

My favorite memory...out of centuries? Oh, my. That's a tough one.

I'd have to say it was when you slaughtered that small Turkish village for failing to give you the correct number of human sacrifices and oranges...

That was a good one. The rivers ran blood that day, Frank!
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Old 02-05-2006, 04:14 PM   #3
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did they ever, avsgirl!
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Old 02-05-2006, 04:35 PM   #4
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Goddammit, caisenema!! It's not Frank's birthday today, it's MY birthday!!!

I know you only started this thread because you wanted to take the spotlight off of me and I will never forget it, do you hear me?? NEVAH!!!

You'll pay for this one, caisenema! Oh yes, you will!
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:24 PM   #5
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how DARE you steal calluna's thunder, frank and caisenma!

HOW DARE YOU???!??!q!!@
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:32 PM   #6
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But guys, what if it really is Frank's birthday?

If he finds out it's Calluna's, there might be hell to pay. And I literally mean hell.

We should tell him it's your name day, he may be appeased. I don't want us to end up like that Turkish village.
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Old 02-05-2006, 05:34 PM   #7
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No shit, guys. Literally. No shit.
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Old 02-05-2006, 06:14 PM   #8
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EVERYONE knows Frank's birthday is June 31st....but I understand caisenma's desire for us to not end up like the Turkish village...or even what happened to danish vikings.

We do not want to be another page of history....

Now CELEBRATE!
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Calluna, I didn`t know you were turning 12!

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Frank is a perv.
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Happy Birthday Frank the perv?
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holy crap, you used two "guys" in the thread title???


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Old 02-06-2006, 02:49 AM   #14
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Frank the Monkey is well over seven thousand years old, guys. He's been everyone from the dude who held the scabbard when the soldier cut up Jeebus, to the dude who carried the can for Napoleon, to, well... the 'missing link' in the Black Death pattern of contamination.

Yep, Frank the Monkey sure gets around... like a record. I hate his fucking guts, and no it's not his birthday. His birthday is unknown.
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I'll go, but only for the hotdogs.
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