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[KhanadaRhodes]

dont piss in the drain

don't make a will

 

[the rockin edge]

don't make a will

dont come around late

 

[-macphisto-]

Dont go to the toilet without reading material!

 

[elevation2u]

if you want to avoid big bills at a vet avoid owning retrievers, short snout dogs & bulging eye dogs [bulldogs, boston terriers, shit zuh etc...], german shepards

 

[u2bonogirl]

If you want to avoid having an injured pitbull never bring it near me

 

[elevation2u]

if you want to avoid being injured by a pitbull, dont bring it near you^

 

[Mr. BAW]

Don't visit Tucson, AZ without a reason when the average temp. reads 106 degrees..............:stillsweatin'itoutat 9pm:

 

[Lila64]

get caller id

 

[the rockin edge]

get the fastest internet connection that you can

 

[Lila64]

when doing laundry, don't mix reds with whites

 

[the rockin edge]

hehehe, i did that once, pink underwear is the result

 

[zonelistener]

I love when dogs drag their rears on the carpet

Always keep your mouth closed when expressing anal glands

 

[Lila64]

hehehe, i did that once, pink underwear is the result

 

[the rockin edge]

sexy eh?

 

[Lila64]

 

[xtal]

When you go camping in Alaska, bring a huge shot gun and keep it loaded and attach it to your hip if possible.

 

[u2bonogirl]

dont play your guitar too loud in a neighborhood thats under the home owners association

 

[Lila64]

watch out for the female persuasion when experiencing PMS

 

[Bonochick]

Wear headphones everywhere. That way, nobody will make conversation with you. If they do, just point to your headphones like, hey, I can't hear you! Sorry!

 

[lmjhitman]

make no mistake boys and girls,

tequila WILL knock you on your ASS.

 

[nbcrusader]

Never leave the lid up....

 

[the rockin edge]

dont play your guitar too loud in a neighborhood thats under the home owners association

I say, screw the home owners association

 

[cell]

if your out of town and forgot to bring deodrant...substitute a dab of shampoo instead.

 

[Cassis]

dont be early if you can be late

 

[Dismantled]

if your out of town and forgot to bring deodrant...substitute a dab of shampoo instead.

really?


won't that dry out your underarm and make it itcy?

Or what if you are out of town and don't have shampoo....

 

[DeadMansParty]

dont keep using a plastic fan when the cage breaks off of it, cause you can trip on shoes and cut your knee on the blade. ( this morning)

 

[Bonochick]

Never leave the lid up....

My boyfriend is big on keeping the lid closed. It's actually a pet peeve of his for it to be left open!

You also better use a coaster. I found that out quickly.

 

[RedRocksU2]

...to unscrew a broken lightbulb, cut a potato in half, push it into the lightbulb and turn.
TADA!

 

[the rockin edge]

don't live in Iowa

 

[RedRocksU2]