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Old 04-23-2003, 08:05 PM   #46
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Dear Bosom Bubba: A bosom is a marvellous thing, although the Agony Ant prefers to refer to it by its correct name. Great big breasts. Ah yes. Bouncy and soft and melon-like (although not green, obviously). Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?

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Dear Mad in Manila: I can't help you. Sorry.

Until next week, this is your Ag0ny aNT, a|ive 0n s|x legssss
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Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?

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My family is inadequate or my bosom is inadequate? Because it is always, "How the heck did she get all the boobs?"

Yes I have one dog.
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Old 04-23-2003, 11:16 PM   #49
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i believe the agony ant is the greatest thing to ever happen to interference.

great response to salome, big breasts, etc.
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Old 04-24-2003, 01:13 AM   #50
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if u can do it Zoomer, Id be well impressed
Until then honey, we are staying dressed
Cause ur so crazy........just like your imaginery debator
But dont worry, little one.....we know your heads larger than the equator.
Dear Agony Ant columnist:

I feel I've been violated by a peer poetess,
my four-line formula is a hijacked mess...
What should I do? I'm in terrible distress
about the infringement by mad1 under Zoomer duress.

From: The Bewildered and Smouldering Satanic Inadequate Al-Bird Dog.

PS- mad1, I liked your verses... Salman Rushdie would be proud, if he liked that sort of thing.
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Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?
If I were adequate I'd give you the hounding of your life ... but the dog will not lower himself to the level of a gathering ant.
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cujo your on fucking thin ice.

chin up, old boy. im coming by your place with a gun.
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Old 04-24-2003, 01:18 AM   #52
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I'm confused. Zedbetty is Zoommerang?
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no, zedbetty is OOOOBVIOUSLY brettig.

i thought everyone knew that...
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Old 04-24-2003, 01:23 AM   #54
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cujo your on fucking thin ice.

chin up, old boy. im coming by your place with a gun.
Oh really... you and what army.

I've been working out at the local gym...
so go ahead punk, make my Ben Gay.

:nowinkforawanker:

Oh crap, the dog has been brought down a notch...
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cujo, do you have a dog?
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Dear Zoomerang96:

I don't know where you're going with this... but, yes I have two beagles. Both hell-hounds.

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suits you.

you and your dogs are going nowhere fast. trust me, if i ever run into you and your dogs, youll be the wiener between my buns, and i mean that in every possible way imaginable.
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cujo = zoomerang?
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suits you.

you and your dogs are going nowhere fast. trust me, if i ever run into you and your dogs, youll be the wiener between my buns, and i mean that in every possible way imaginable.
Sheesh, for someone from the Rhineland I'd expect weinerschnitzel or sauerkraut... do your research you leaping Leipzig poser...

btw, I've assembled my dog team on the southern front... prepared for any back-door assault you have planned mon freund...
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auch, go away already.

foray, whats your email address? i need to forward you some awfully frightening pornography that i cant send throught the mail. believe me, ive tried...
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