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[Zoomerang96]

zedbetty, i would like to comment on notiti's remark:

"notiti, i believe she might be smoking, but she might not be smoking a cigarette."

dear agony ant,

i hear your a homosexual. have your fans been able to freely accept you, or do you feel abused?

 

[mad1]

Dear Agony Aunt

Im in the mood to really, really rip ur ass apart.

how can I do this?

Dont worry, I mean it all kinda '' way.

Yours

Buttocks..........

 

[Zoomerang96]

mad1, you are one freaky girl.

if your not talking about handcuffing people to the bed post, your threatening to "rip their ass apart."

is this a sexual maneuver?

im not sure i understand. is it even gratifying to anyone, aside from a comical perspective?

 

[mad1]

wouldnt u like to know Zoomer!

 

[Zoomerang96]

absolutely not. it sounds like your endorsing some sort of satanic dungeon surgical procedure.

ill take my meadow of flowers any day.

 

[Stories for Boys]

dear agony ant,

your tactics for answering questions remind me of the youth in small town usa. random, detatched, and somehow everything's related. how do you respond?

curious in michigan

 

[Zoomerang96]

stories for boys,

the agony ant is no different from newspaper collumnists...they can only respond to a certain few.

sorry, but good luck!

 

[mad1]

exactly Zoomer............

And I would take a meadow of flowers over u anyday too

 

[Zoomerang96]

exactly Zoomer............

And I would take a meadow of flowers over u anyday too

we all know that isnt true, ah ha ha ha...

SHUT UP!!!!!!!

YOU WILL SHUT YOUR MOUTH!!

that is NOT true!!!!

 

[Stories for Boys]

 

[Zoomerang96]

what?

 

[mad1]

if u can do it Zoomer, Id be well impressed
Until then honey, we are staying dressed
Cause ur so crazy........just like your imaginery debator
But dont worry, little one.....we know your heads larger than the equator.

 

[Salome]

ant,
how much does a thread need to suck until we are allowed to delete it?

signed,
not really curious

 

[bonosloveslave]

Dear Agony Ant,

Why does my family feel the need to discuss my bosom whenever there are 2 or more of us together in the same room? I can't help that my parents gave me all the good genes and my siblings got the leftovers

Signed,
Your Bosom Buddy

 

[Zedbetty]

Dear Not Really Curious: As you are clearly not really curious, I see no reason to answer your asinine question. Give a fool enough thread and he'll hang himself with it.

Agony Ant.

 

[Zedbetty]

Dear Bosom Bubba: A bosom is a marvellous thing, although the Agony Ant prefers to refer to it by its correct name. Great big breasts. Ah yes. Bouncy and soft and melon-like (although not green, obviously). Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?

Agony Ant

 

[Zedbetty]

Dear Mad in Manila: I can't help you. Sorry.

Until next week, this is your Ag0ny aNT, a|ive 0n s|x legssss

 

[bonosloveslave]

Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?

Agony Ant

My family is inadequate or my bosom is inadequate? Because it is always, "How the heck did she get all the boobs?"

Yes I have one dog.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i believe the agony ant is the greatest thing to ever happen to interference.

great response to salome, big breasts, etc.

 

[cujo]

if u can do it Zoomer, Id be well impressed
Until then honey, we are staying dressed
Cause ur so crazy........just like your imaginery debator
But dont worry, little one.....we know your heads larger than the equator.

Dear Agony Ant columnist:

I feel I've been violated by a peer poetess,
my four-line formula is a hijacked mess...
What should I do? I'm in terrible distress
about the infringement by mad1 under Zoomer duress.

From: The Bewildered and Smouldering Satanic Inadequate Al-Bird Dog.

PS- mad1, I liked your verses... Salman Rushdie would be proud, if he liked that sort of thing.

Originally posted by Agony Ant
Your family probably talk about it because they are inadequate. Do you have a dog?

If I were adequate I'd give you the hounding of your life ... but the dog will not lower himself to the level of a gathering ant.

 

[Zoomerang96]

cujo your on fucking thin ice.

chin up, old boy. im coming by your place with a gun.

 

[foray]

I'm confused. Zedbetty is Zoommerang?

 

[Zoomerang96]

no, zedbetty is OOOOBVIOUSLY brettig.

i thought everyone knew that...

 

[cujo]

cujo your on fucking thin ice.

chin up, old boy. im coming by your place with a gun.

Oh really... you and what army.

I've been working out at the local gym...
so go ahead punk, make my Ben Gay.

:nowinkforawanker:

Oh crap, the dog has been brought down a notch...

 

[Zoomerang96]

cujo, do you have a dog?

 

[cujo]

cujo, do you have a dog?

Dear Zoomerang96:

I don't know where you're going with this... but, yes I have two beagles. Both hell-hounds.

Cujo

 

[Zoomerang96]

suits you.

you and your dogs are going nowhere fast. trust me, if i ever run into you and your dogs, youll be the wiener between my buns, and i mean that in every possible way imaginable.

 

[foray]

cujo = zoomerang?

 

[cujo]

suits you.

you and your dogs are going nowhere fast. trust me, if i ever run into you and your dogs, youll be the wiener between my buns, and i mean that in every possible way imaginable.

Sheesh, for someone from the Rhineland I'd expect weinerschnitzel or sauerkraut... do your research you leaping Leipzig poser...

btw, I've assembled my dog team on the southern front... prepared for any back-door assault you have planned mon freund...

 

[Zoomerang96]

auch, go away already.

foray, whats your email address? i need to forward you some awfully frightening pornography that i cant send throught the mail. believe me, ive tried...