goodbye forever

[Zoomerang96]

if i can pour it over your body.

yuck.

that's not even sexy is it?

 

[JessicaAnn]

if i can pour it over your body.

yuck.

that's not even sexy is it?

No ... and I am not sure I want to get burned by hot soup.

I could be naked while I make the soup.

 

[Zoomerang96]

yeah, but that might be uncomfortable.

may i recommend a spandex jump suit?

you know the kind...the ones with spandex?

 

[JessicaAnn]

Spandex ... yes. That will do.

 

[Calluna]

A Spandex jumpsuit??? What do you think she is, a 1980's heavy metal star?

 

[JessicaAnn]

My hair rivals that of Steven Tyler circa 1983.

 

[Zoomerang96]

that's not very good times, ja.

 

[Doozer61]

Spandex ... yes. That will do.

I was in a store today that sells paint on spandex.

In all the colors of the rainbow!

I am pretty sure Zoomer would agree to that.

 

[MissVelvetDress_75]

paint on spandex? I think I know what kind of store you were in.

the stories.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm not sure i agree with anything in this thread.

at least i kept my promise to leave this message forever.

that's me though. i'm dependable, reliable and good looking.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

silly bear, today is not opposite day !

 

[Zoomerang96]

touch me.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i wouldn't touch your canadianess for all the tea in china?















or would I ?

 

[Zoomerang96]

i don't know.

all i know is that noone's ever gonna get the chance cause i don't like being touched. i hate it. i don't feel good. my stomach hurts. i have malaise. i look good to girls, my carachter and personality can't be beat my face is cute.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

hold me closer tiny dancer.

 

[Zoomerang96]

i'm only half of tiny dancer.

my other half is good looking to girls.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

it's a shame that that half was blown off in the war.


touching is for communists anyhow.

 

[Sicy]

I want to merge all of your threads together

 

[Zoomerang96]

they end the same, but they start differently.

i can't help it so many people here aren't as good at posting as i am.

to girls.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

you should be made mascot of pleba in honor of your achievements !

 

[daafish]

he wouldn't like that too much touching

 

[Zoomerang96]

i would, but i'm still banned from going to pleba ever since i wrote my version of fan fiction.

 

[Sicy]

but he likes touching

 

[Sicy]

bwaha! That's right.

 

[Zoomerang96]

he wouldn't like that too much touching

too much touching, hand holding, lip kissing, face squishing, and hip thrusting for my liking indeed. i have morals!

 

[Zoomerang96]

maybe i do like touching, i don't know. i just keep getting set up by third parties, and these girls just aren't as pretty and handsome as i am. what's a beautiful man like me supposed to do??? STOOP?! i think not!! i want my children to be beautiful like their father!!!

 

[daafish]

too much touching, hand holding, lip kissing, face squishing, and hip thrusting for my liking indeed. i have morals!

now try all that with a girl

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

why would i suggest something that he would like ?


I don't think it's him they'll be touching.

 

[Zoomerang96]

now try all that with a girl

oh i do all the time, it's just that they're always telling me "it would be so much better for me if you were someone else".

pfft. whatever.

 

[ILuvLarryMullen]

i would, but i'm still banned from going to pleba ever since i wrote my version of fan fiction.

it's a shame, you were in top form that day old chap.