Going to A Concert? Don't Play The Fool

[fah]

people who get up to go get food during a show need to die.

seriously.

 

[Popmartijn]

That article missed the obsessive fan, usually obese, usually a chick, who plants her ass down right at the front directly in front of the singer, gazes dreamily into his eyes, and doesn't budge throughout the whole show.

Or maybe that's just a London thing.

In my eyes, that person isn't annoying anyone. I mean, she doesn't scream, she doesn't move/push, she doesn't vomit. She's the ideal cushion should others push you.