Going for the record for fastest closing of a thread...

[dietcokeofevil]

shit damn fuck satan pussy dick titty al qaida caca poo poo pee pee wee wee the devil rules ass

 

[Lancemc]

Enjoy your warnings.

 

[pepokiss]

poo poo pee pee wee wee

 

[impy13]

You failed anyway.

 

[indra]

You failed anyway.

Might have succeeded if the poster was the realcokeofevil, but let's face it the dietcokeofevil just doesn't pack the same punch.

Better luck next time dcoe.

 

[intedomine]

You needed some racism and some c*nts

 

[bono_man2002]

Bajingo Bajingo Bajingo!

 

[redhotswami]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pN-USeyMq9Q

 

[dietcokeofevil]

 

[dietcokeofevil]

Intedomine, thanks for the racism suggestion. Here goes

I HATE ALL RACES!!!! ALL RACES SUCK!!!! We're all a bunch of cunts!

Maybe I should have launched some personal assaults at people along with the dirty language.

Indra you're a dum-dum. Screw you Unico. Die Bono Man, Die! Inmyplace13 your feet stink! Pepokiss eats bugars! Lancemc just farted!

caca poo poo pee pee wee wee Hail Satan

 

[dietcokeofevil]

Might have succeeded if the poster was the realcokeofevil, but let's face it the dietcokeofevil just doesn't pack the same punch.

Better luck next time dcoe.

How does Mr. Brau do it? I just swallowed a bag of sugar so I am not Diet Coke for the moment... and I don't want to save the whales... and Bono is a horrible dresser... and screw everybody!!!!!

Damn! What does it take?

 

[Axver]

Die Bono Man, Die!

All that made me think of is the Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob has a "Die Bart Die" t-shirt and he explains that it's German for "the Bart, the", to which the response is "no-one who speaks German could possibly be evil!"

You really ARE merely the diet Coke of evil. F- for you!

 

[indra]

Oh that smilie is gonna do it for sure!

 

[dietcokeofevil]

All that made me think of is the Simpsons episode where Sideshow Bob has a "Die Bart Die" t-shirt and he explains that it's German for "the Bart, the", to which the response is "no-one who speaks German could possibly be evil!"

You really ARE merely the diet Coke of evil. F- for you!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you failed.

i shall now mock you.

haha

mock

 

[elevated_u2_fan]

You failed anyway.

I your new Avatar...

 

[Screwtape2]

You're going about this the wrong way. Start a hot topic and it will be closed very quickly. My suggestion: bring up Bono's weight and pray it gets moved to PLEBA.

 

[dietcokeofevil]

you failed.

i shall now mock you.

haha

mock

....this is more than I can bear!!!! You do realize that this is how Supervillains are born. I shall rise from the ashes of this humiliating defeat and unleash an evil (with zero carbs) that the Interference community has never seen.

You haven't seen the last of me...

buaaaaaa HA HAAA HAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

for shame

 

[dietcokeofevil]

You're going about this the wrong way. Start a hot topic and it will be closed very quickly. My suggestion: bring up Bono's weight and pray it gets moved to PLEBA.

That is an EXCELLENT idea! We should organize a pre-emptive coordinated attack of at least 30 (extremely bored) interferencers to annoy the hell out of PLEBANS for a day. Criticize Bono's hair, call him fat, start a HENRY ROLLINS FAN CLUB THREAD right there in the PLEBA community room...start a PHR (Pictures of Henry Rollins thread with comments about how gorgeous he is).

Not only would my threads get closed...but I may set a record for getting on the mods' black list.

Screwtape2...you are a wonderful muse.

 

[dietcokeofevil]

Join me in my evil plan, Screwtape...if you do... I pledge allegiance to you and Gibson Girl. PINK FLOYD RULES!!!

buaaaaa HAAA HAAA!!!

 

[UberBeaver]

8+ hours with no ban? Not even a moderator warning? That's some weak sauce, DCOE. Weak sauce indeed.

 

[dietcokeofevil]

8+ hours with no ban? Not even a moderator warning? That's some weak sauce, DCOE. Weak sauce indeed.

Okay, I admit it!

Maybe this will work:

HENRY ROLLINS IS GOD!!!!

I demand to be acknowledged for my offensiveness (pounds tiny fist on the table)

Hey mods, what does it take? Huh? I AM CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

i think the mods are mocking you by letting the thread stay open.

you could post some porn... that would get the thread closed, but probably also get you banned.

 

[UberBeaver]

You know what? This thread lacks offensiveness. You're just throwing words out there. You have to direct them at someone, and do so in a vehemant manner, then talk about "servicing yourself" in a graphic manner, then combine the two and direct that at someone you misunderstood earlier in the thread. That might work. THEN - and here's the capper - talk about how YOU have been singled out and bullied.

You can attack me, I'm fine with it. I get very defensive and I offend real easy. And then I have an excuse to go into every topic you post in from here on in, and quote you and explain how you can have no idea what you're talking about cause you're just a fat nerd bully sitting at home making fun of people trying to express ideas and have some fun. Ooooh, I'm so excited!

 

[Headache in a Suitcase]

you've offended me uber

 

[BoMac]

THEN - and here's the capper - talk about how YOU have been singled out and bullied.

This sounds vaguely familiar.

 

[redhotswami]

if i were a mod, i'd let this thread go to 500, just to spite you and emphasize your failure.

 

[Axver]

That is an EXCELLENT idea! We should organize a pre-emptive coordinated attack of at least 30 (extremely bored) interferencers to annoy the hell out of PLEBANS for a day. Criticize Bono's hair, call him fat, start a HENRY ROLLINS FAN CLUB THREAD right there in the PLEBA community room...start a PHR (Pictures of Henry Rollins thread with comments about how gorgeous he is).

Not only would my threads get closed...but I may set a record for getting on the mods' black list.

Screwtape2...you are a wonderful muse.

I can totally go for this. Maybe you aren't a weak form of evil after all.

 

[zoney!]

I will check inside broadcast when I get home from work

i think the mods are mocking you by letting the thread stay open.

you could post some porn... that would get the thread closed, but probably also get you banned.

DietCokeofLAMEness:

Headache has posted what is your ONLY hope now.

I am urging you to post porn NOW to save yourself any further emarrassment here at interference.com!