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Old 05-08-2007, 09:01 AM   #16
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You're going about this the wrong way. Start a hot topic and it will be closed very quickly. My suggestion: bring up Bono's weight and pray it gets moved to PLEBA.
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:08 AM   #18
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i shall now mock you.

haha

mock

....this is more than I can bear!!!! You do realize that this is how Supervillains are born. I shall rise from the ashes of this humiliating defeat and unleash an evil (with zero carbs) that the Interference community has never seen.

You haven't seen the last of me...

buaaaaaa HA HAAA HAAAAA!!!!!!
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:23 AM   #20
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You're going about this the wrong way. Start a hot topic and it will be closed very quickly. My suggestion: bring up Bono's weight and pray it gets moved to PLEBA.
That is an EXCELLENT idea! We should organize a pre-emptive coordinated attack of at least 30 (extremely bored) interferencers to annoy the hell out of PLEBANS for a day. Criticize Bono's hair, call him fat, start a HENRY ROLLINS FAN CLUB THREAD right there in the PLEBA community room...start a PHR (Pictures of Henry Rollins thread with comments about how gorgeous he is).

Not only would my threads get closed...but I may set a record for getting on the mods' black list.

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Old 05-08-2007, 09:25 AM   #21
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Join me in my evil plan, Screwtape...if you do... I pledge allegiance to you and Gibson Girl. PINK FLOYD RULES!!!

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Old 05-08-2007, 09:29 AM   #22
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8+ hours with no ban? Not even a moderator warning? That's some weak sauce, DCOE. Weak sauce indeed.
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Old 05-08-2007, 09:50 AM   #23
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8+ hours with no ban? Not even a moderator warning? That's some weak sauce, DCOE. Weak sauce indeed.
Okay, I admit it!

Maybe this will work:

HENRY ROLLINS IS GOD!!!!

I demand to be acknowledged for my offensiveness (pounds tiny fist on the table)

Hey mods, what does it take? Huh? I AM CALLING YOU OUT!!!!!
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i think the mods are mocking you by letting the thread stay open.

you could post some porn... that would get the thread closed, but probably also get you banned.
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You know what? This thread lacks offensiveness. You're just throwing words out there. You have to direct them at someone, and do so in a vehemant manner, then talk about "servicing yourself" in a graphic manner, then combine the two and direct that at someone you misunderstood earlier in the thread. That might work. THEN - and here's the capper - talk about how YOU have been singled out and bullied.

You can attack me, I'm fine with it. I get very defensive and I offend real easy. And then I have an excuse to go into every topic you post in from here on in, and quote you and explain how you can have no idea what you're talking about cause you're just a fat nerd bully sitting at home making fun of people trying to express ideas and have some fun. Ooooh, I'm so excited!
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you've offended me uber
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THEN - and here's the capper - talk about how YOU have been singled out and bullied.
This sounds vaguely familiar.

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if i were a mod, i'd let this thread go to 500, just to spite you and emphasize your failure.
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That is an EXCELLENT idea! We should organize a pre-emptive coordinated attack of at least 30 (extremely bored) interferencers to annoy the hell out of PLEBANS for a day. Criticize Bono's hair, call him fat, start a HENRY ROLLINS FAN CLUB THREAD right there in the PLEBA community room...start a PHR (Pictures of Henry Rollins thread with comments about how gorgeous he is).

Not only would my threads get closed...but I may set a record for getting on the mods' black list.

Screwtape2...you are a wonderful muse.

I can totally go for this. Maybe you aren't a weak form of evil after all.
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i think the mods are mocking you by letting the thread stay open.

you could post some porn... that would get the thread closed, but probably also get you banned.
DietCokeofLAMEness:

Headache has posted what is your ONLY hope now.

I am urging you to post porn NOW to save yourself any further emarrassment here at interference.com!
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