Gofuku, Japan Superthread

[the tourist]

This is a bloody good point. The best lists weave together a variety of music - which makes me a bit worried about what I'm submitting this time, as I feel it's pretty post-rock heavy, but it's the one list I've ever made that I listen to in full frequently even months after I've made it, so I've decided not to amend it.

I still like mine. I'm just worried it's a little samey.

 

[the tourist]

Ah well. I'll stand by it, win or lose.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

ewww, gross. they're trying to determine whether or not gum really stays in your stomach for seven years, so they recreated the acids in your stomach. they did two fake stomachs, one with a normal meal of burger and fries, and another with a huge wad of gum.

the gum one looked like a brain in water, i won't say what the burger and fries looked like

 

[LemonMelon]

eww, no!

cats were staring up at the light on the ceiling fan. there was a bug up there. upon first glance, it looked like a mosquito. then, the more i saw it flying around, it looked like a wasp. so like the great person i am, i ran out of the room so my mom could kill it.

except it disappeared

There was a newt in my house today that I had to toss out.

Top that.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

oh, do not ever microwave a carrot. or a dry sponge. (a wet sponge is cool though, microwave it for two minutes and you can sterilize it)

 

[The Sad Punk]

Not dead!

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

There was a newt in my house today that I had to toss out.

Top that.

in florida, we got geckos in our house all the time. i loved it. one time at my next door neighbour's house a huuuuuuuge one came in. they tried catching it and the tail came off i forget what happened, i'm sure they eventually got it out.

 

[the tourist]

Not dead!

Good news!

 

[The Sad Punk]

Good news!

I thought so!

 

[LemonMelon]

in florida, we got geckos in our house all the time. i loved it. one time at my next door neighbour's house a huuuuuuuge one came in. they tried catching it and the tail came off i forget what happened, i'm sure they eventually got it out.

Oh, I'm in no way scared of lizards. It was cool, actually. We get newts quite often whenever it rains. No geckos though.

 

[the tourist]

I thought so!

 

[the tourist]

Oh, I'm in no way scared of lizards. It was cool, actually. We get newts quite often whenever it rains. No geckos though.

Isn't a gecko just a newt with an English accent?

 

[coolian2]

Can I start a spinoff thread like the UYMFA gang have?

 

[the tourist]

Can I start a spinoff thread like the UYMFA gang have?

You motherfucker.

 

[LemonMelon]

Isn't a gecko just a newt with an English accent?

Geckos are huge compared to newts. I wouldn't want them in the house on a daily basis.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

Oh, I'm in no way scared of lizards. It was cool, actually. We get newts quite often whenever it rains. No geckos though.

i never see geckos here. or any kind of lizard, really, unless i go to the zoo.

 

[coolian2]

You motherfucker.

That's a yes?

 

[the tourist]

Geckos are huge compared to newts. I wouldn't want them in the house on a daily basis.

Where my band practices, slugs get into the basement. Those and huge white spiders that are like daddy-long-legs on fucking steroids. And there's rat shit tarped up into the (clear) insulation.

 

[the tourist]

That's a yes?

Go look in the "last thing I said" thread, bitch.

 

[coolian2]

Where my band practices, slugs get into the basement. Those and huge white spiders that are like daddy-long-legs on fucking steroids. And there's rat shit tarped up into the (clear) insulation.

Fuck that.

 

[the tourist]

The only ads I've been getting lately are for The Office.

 

[LemonMelon]

Where my band practices, slugs get into the basement. Those and huge white spiders that are like daddy-long-legs on fucking steroids. And there's rat shit tarped up into the (clear) insulation.

I suppose that gives off the appropriate ambiance.

 

[the tourist]

I suppose that gives off the appropriate ambiance.

I need to clean my amp one of these days... there're cobwebs linking it to the wall.

 

[KhanadaRhodes]

The only ads I've been getting lately are for The Office.

i got those during all of the last thread. i don't think i am anymore though.

google: i don't caaaaaaare about the office dvds!!!!!!!!

 

[Axver]

I hate my computer sometimes.

 

[the tourist]

Fuck that.

Go back to that other thread. I said more things.

 

[The Sad Punk]

Hey guys, here's a sneak peek at what goes down in Minlaton:

YouTube - My mentor bundy drinker 17 sec scull!

Please note that it is the middle of the day.

 

[the tourist]

I hate my computer sometimes.

Did it stick its penis in your ear? Cuz I'd hate that, too.

 

[Axver]

Fuck you, Bonnie. Embedded video nearly froze my computer.

 

[Axver]

Serena went to bed. Ian seems missing in action. We should totally kick through this thread and finish it before he turns up, so that it's the first Superthread he's ever missed. Gofuku, Ian.

YES.

Can I start a spinoff thread like the UYMFA gang have?

Fuckdamnit.