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Old 05-28-2007, 02:51 AM   #1
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God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole!

Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?
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Old 05-28-2007, 04:24 AM   #2
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Dude, I'm sorry.
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Old 05-28-2007, 09:25 AM   #3
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Fuck it, Dude, let's go bowling.
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Old 05-28-2007, 10:48 AM   #4
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Mark it zero.
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Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
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Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!
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"This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!"


My personal fav:

Jesus Quintana: "You ready to be fucked, man? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we're gonna fuck you up. "

The Dude: "Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man."

Jesus Quintana: "Let me tell you something, pendejo. You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."

The Dude:" Jesus."

Jesus Quintana: "You said it, man. Nobody fucks with the Jesus."

Walter Sobchak: "Eight-year-olds, Dude."





The Dude: You brought the fuckin' Pomeranian bowling?

Walter Sobchak: What do you mean brought it bowling, Dude? I didn't rent it shoes. I'm not buying it a fucking beer. He's not taking your fucking turn, Dude.
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That rug really tied the room together.



That line has become a mainstay of my friends and I. Now that we've gotten older and married with houses, everytime one of our wives buys a rug, some variation of that line comes out. Usually something like, "Hey, nice rug. Really ties the room together." "Yeah, fuck me."
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Shut the fuck up, Donnie!
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"...to the bosom of the Pacific ocean."

One of my former housemates won first place in the Big Lebowski trivia contest, at LebowskiFest in Vegas a couple years ago. I can recite the entire movie almost line by line...
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Come on, man. I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles, man!
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LebowskiFest in Vegas
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My brother looks quite a bit like a not-so-heavy Walter, and he occasionally gets upset--like in traffic or when he gets lost while traveling or when he's hungry. When he does, we all him "Walter."
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Look at our current situation with those camel-fuckers in Iraq.
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